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26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:36am
Pacific Islander, White
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Hello, you digital romantic...

I'm Robert. I've come to understand that it's not necessarily in vogue or socially advantageous to go around calling oneself a "nice guy", but frankly I'm about as intimidating as a baby panda bear on a beach ball.

I'm sweet. There I said it! I give a shit. Compassion is just about the most important personality trait to me. I'm essentially the antithesis to your stereotypical, emotionally unavaliable, vain and vapid: "brah", "bro", or "broski." If you're having a bad day, I'll probably buy your sloppy ass a cake and let you eat your feelings. #nojudgement

I've been on this site for a few months now and I have been incredibly picky. (Probably unfairly so) But I'm not here to waste anyone's time or play games with anyone's feelings. As corny as it sounds I try to set myself up for success. So If I'm not
feeling a connection mentally, physically, morally, comedically(?) I am NOT going to lead you on for shits and giggles. Its very possible that I have high expectations out of people but I still don't wish to compromise on them...and you shouldn't either. :)

You will like me if you prefer guys who are:
-artsy and creative..."let's paint some shit!"
-caring and giving...."would you like me to paint you some shit?"
-self sacrificing and attentive..."why don't you take the window seat" ;)
-absurd or whimsical..."babe, have you seen my gorilla suit?"
-pensive and scientific..."shhhhh, I'm doing science..."
-fit and health conscious..."yo is cookies a super food?"

I can be pretty busy sometimes. I work at an incredible restaurant in L.A, I'm a substitute personal trainer at a specialized gym for old folks, and I am a freelance photographer and videographer. I also write, shoot, and direct short films with a comedy group on weekends.

With that schedule being said. If we chat, I'm pretty much going to ask you to hang out close to immediately. If this freaks you out so be it. But I'd rather gauge whether or not I have a connection with someone over a coffee than a keyboard. call me crazy.
What I’m doing with my life
Working very hard and being nice to people.

I’m really good at
sing talking.
dancing where dancing is uncalled for.
improvised kung-fu.
keeping my promises.
eating a metric bucket of sushi.
taking peekchurs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile. I say please and thank you.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors: Jonathon Franzen, Junot Diaz, Cormac Mccarthy, Slyvia Plath, Anne Sexton, J.D. Salinger, F. Scott Fitzgerlad, David Sedaris, Oscar Wilde, Dino Buzzati, Dr. on and so forth.

Movies: LOTR....and then some other movies. Love love love documentaries.

TV: Game of thrones. Sometimes some assorted anime.

Food: I love food. I work in a restaurant. food is my life. Though I particularly love ramen and pretty much anything japanese.

Music: Well this week I've been listening to: Alt-J, Phantogram, Jungle, Django Django, Sia, St. Vincent, Tune-yards, and MØ.
The six things I could never do without
oatmeal cookies.
midnight movies.
my incredible friends.
my lovely family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why professor Xavier doesn't mind control everyone around him into believing he has a glorious head of hair.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sing-a-long to disney tunes in the car.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-you're a kind and compassionate person
-you're laid back, silly, and don't take things too seriously.
-you'd like to...seriously. don't be shy :)

* Note. You don't have to worry about coming up with something clever or profound. I don't know why everyone feels so entitled to be impressed on this stupid thing. I don't know you. Therefore you do not deserve a limerick or some acrostic poem with your name worked into it. For me personally, a standard human "hello, how are you?" works just fine."

that is all.