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25 M Renton, WA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
4′ 2″ (1.27m)
Body Type
Used up
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm part robot. I make jokes. Sometimes they are tasteless. Sometimes they make people laugh. Sometimes they only make me laugh. I don't take life very seriously.

Dudley Moore is my spirit animal.

Triangles are my favorite shape.

I don't do the whole walking thing, so please don't be a staircase. No offense to the staircases of the world, you guys just aren't for me.

This is my new favorite thing on the internet.

Frozen pizza is a dealbreaker.
What I’m doing with my life
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Walking the line between being a thug, and str8 thuggin'.

Making electronic music. I'm usually working on at least 4 songs at any given time so I tend to churn out a bunch of half finished crap, but it's still fun.

Photographizing all of the things. I'm so hip, I know.

Occasionally writing down things I think are funny with the goal of turning them into stand-up bits. I'm actually pretty terrified of doing stand up, so I've been putting off doing it for years. Shit is scary, yo.

Slowing down songs so you feel like you're on opiates
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Not walking, telling stories, drinking beers, Settlers of Catan, slappin' five, watching movies, being pals, drinking white russians, having a beard, collecting hats, drinking beers, giving hugs, drinking beers, coming up with stupid band names, teasing you, twiddling synthesizer knobs

Oh, and drinking beers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The dilapidated cripple chariot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Oh boy, do I like things. Here is a wall of text.

Books: A Heartbreaking work of Staggering Genius, American Psycho, Ender's Game, Cat's Cradle, His Dark Materials, and anything by Isaac Asimov, Philip K. Dick and Arthur C. Clarke.

Movies: The Room, Oldboy, I Saw the Devil, City of God, Encino Man, Primer, My Left Foot, Terminator 2, Troll 2, Demolition Man, Moon, Red Dawn, Wristcutters: A Love Story, anything by Harmony Korine, the Coen brothers, and Charlie Kaufman

Shows: X-Files, The IT Crowd, Workaholics, Skins UK, Seinfeld, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Twin Peaks

Albums I'm currently listening to:
RATKING - So It Goes
Lorn - Ask the Dust
Slothrust - Of Course You Do
Thou - Heathen
Om - Advaitic Songs
Altar of Plagues - Teethed Glory and Injury
Oddissee - Tangible Dream
The War on Drugs - Lost in the Dream
Son Lux - Lanterns
Deafheaven - Sunbather

The Duncan Trussell Family Hour
Savage Love
Tangentially Speaking
RoosterTeeth Podcast
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Human interaction
Soundwaves penetrating my earholes
Flavorful fermented beverages
Headphones that don't suck 80 butts
Hair that grows out of the lower portion of my face
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Orbital mechanics.

Playing shows.

Moving to Reykjavik in the distant future.

Where the spiders are hiding in my house. Arachnophobia. Kill all spiders.

Electronics and general audio related stuff. I will never ever stop nerding out on things that have knobs and keys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to the greatest theme song of all time on repeat.


Possibly sitting at home in my union suit with a mouthful of beer and tacos, watching MMA and yelling at my TV. MMA night always coincides with taco night. Always.


At a bar watching some dude growl about wizards, sitting in my room listening to some dude growl about wizards, wishing I was in a doom band that wrote songs about wizards, not being a wizard

Fuck man, I'm not a wizard. That sucks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I had a mullet when I was a child. It was pretty boss.

I unironically like RiFF RAFF.

I am absolutely obsessed with Jaden Smith's eyebrows.
You should message me if
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...drinking and building a box fort sounds like a good date rarely feel like an adult have synesthesia

...everything you do is a balloon get stoked on any of the following; getting stoked, Kurt Russell movie parties, drinking with cripples, high fives, canadians, killing spiders, settlers of catan, drinking cheap beer, drinking fancy beer, wizards, tommy wiseau, ice cream trucks, synthesizers, explosives, watching terminator 2 as many times as you can in one day, christmas sweaters, white russians, being in the vicinity of nerds, moxie, ufos, nostalgia, mustaches, beards, neckbeards, wizards with beards, Tommy Wiseau with a beard, a beard with a beard, hot beard on beard action think any of the following is total bullshit; pants