Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


36 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:45pm
White, Other
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
When drinking
Sagittarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from law school
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

Similar Users

What I’m doing with my life
waiting for the G train.
I’m really good at
going through airport security
making paella
putting on deodorant
jugando al futbol
4 guitar chords
timing pedestrian walk lights/traffic so that i never stop walking
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyebrows. my chinese bodega guy told me at this rate i'll live to be 938.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
james joyce, maya angelou, kelsang gyatso, sedaris, vonnegut, palahniuk, solzhenitsyn (i like the 7 1/2 page paragraphs), the new yorker, dr. seuss.

mexican, spanish, indian, sushi, bacon, brunch, roast beast. all of that wrapped in bacon. i can make all of that. also lasagna. i also make fried chicken and mustard potato salad. seriously you could eat it and not be dead later.


NY Philharmonic at Merkin Hall on Sunday afternoon, B52s, Snoop, Killers, Arcade Fire, Brahms, Ella Fitzgerald, Public Enemy, JayZ, Mos Def, Kendrick Lamar, Regina Spektor, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Dre, Led Zeppelin, Beastie Boys, Pearl Jam, Paco de Lucia, 50 Cent, Bartok, Nirvana has made a recent comeback.

frasier, extras, weeds, little britain, graham norton, dexter, british office, always sunny, colbert, daily show, mr. show, criminal minds, food network.

my films are all over the map. i mean geographically.

seems like NPR should be in here somewhere.
The six things I could never do without
sub-atomic buffalo wings
your jameson
rioja red wine
carne enchilada burritos
things that turn out to be hilarious
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bigotry. dedicated to my quite gay roommate/bestie:
On a typical Friday night I am
maybe at home making steak and guac tacos and most likely drinking way too much wine and listening to wait, wait, don't tell me. otherwise, who the hell really knows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i track and serial kill people i observe acting like jerkfaces. i also moonlight as a flash mob choreographer. that's two things. wow i'm like an open book today.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you are physically and mentally fit and have a good sense of humor. creative types, wine/whiskey drinkers and a girl who likes the occasional smoke are welcome.