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Citarre

26 Perth, Australia Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:13am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$500,000–$1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Places you can kiss me: out of the bearded barley, beneath the milky twilight, down by the broken tree house.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I think the idea of knowing what you are doing with your life is pretty absurd. Life is so big and fucked up and confusing! Just try to have fun and let things happen is the best thing I've come up with so far. I do think about the future though. One day I hope to own a combination bookshop/bar where I will work as a private detective on the side. For the moment I am trying to learn how to play piano and translate hieroglyphics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Having perfect recollection of Simpsons episodes I watched years ago but forgetting what day it is. Cooking burgers. Learning fun new things about the world. Remembering things that only 90s kids will get.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The grim spectre that is eternally hanging over my head, and will remain there always until the final day. That is not dead which can eternal lie, yet with stranger eons, even death may die.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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All Books. Crime/Detective. Esoteric Fiction. Ghosts/Horror. Introspective Journeys. Killing Little Martians. Not Orange People. Quite Reserved/Sophisticated Tastes. Unrealistic/Virtual Worlds. Xylophones. Yo, Zack!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Molybdenum
The colour blue
Constant terror at the vastness of the universe
Pachelbel's Canon in D Major
Aglets
1986 David Bowie from the movie Labyrinth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When does a hill become a mountain? What are the best wishes to ask a genie for? What superpower is the coolest? Is the fact that nobody knows what irony means ironic or just weird? What are birds?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
After a long day of absorbing sunlight I will photosynthesise long-chain sugars using the chlorophyll in my skin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't trust fish, they breathe water and that's crazy.
You should message me if
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Let's face it, we are all on here because we are lonely or bored or got confused when trying to find out how to order pizza online. Just message me, or somebody else and maybe you can have a fun conversation!

Other acceptable reasons for messages: you want to tell me a fun fact that I might not know. You know what is the deal with airplane food. You want someone to torment you with puns endlessly. You believe horses are from outer space.