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24 Oxnard, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 17
Hispanic / Latin
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of space camp
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Adventure Time, go and tell your friends, let's go to very distant lands. You the lady and me the dude, the fun will never end, Adventure Time.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to quit my job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
everything. Try me. Not even kidding. I'm hypercompetant.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is my smile. It was very expensive, so I wear it often.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read a lot. I'm pretty confident I've hit the thousand book mark.
Currently reading: Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, by Kurt Vonnegut
Recently finished:Freedom by Jonathan Franzen, The Corrections by Jonathan Franzen. Two absolute masterpieces.
The Grand Budapest Hotel is my favorite movie, and before that came out, The Life Aquatic was my favorite movie. So I guess I like character-driven dramas, where the characters themselves are too distracted by being themselves to truly notice the absurdity around them, which is to say I'm a big fan of Wes Anderson. Also westerns. Rango is my favorite. I have a penchant for giving good movie recommendations.
Stuff. Put it in front of me and I'll probably eat it. And even if I don't like it, I'll probably lie and say I do because that's just what I've been doing for the past 20-odd years and I don't see why I should change things up now.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ballpoint pens.
The internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff, like where to put the period in sentences that end with quotes. What particular word and punctuation I should use that'll be both aesthetically pleasing, and gratifying in both their complexity and simplicity of syntax that I'm satisfied with the effort. About how to write longer sentences. About aesthetics. About the names of the characters in my perpetually "in-progress" novel. About how much Laurence Fink looks like William Hurt. About my equalizer settings for listening to Maps & Atlases. About how difficult it is to think about what I think about in a lucid and writable way. About my dream journal that I haven't maintained in weeks, scratch that: months. Scratch that: years. About whether or not male pattern baldness will start in my family with me. About how to send the most awkward OKC messages. About whether or not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
existing. Typically, there is no typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can touch my nose with my tongue.
You should message me if
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you want to play pool.
you want to go bowling.
you ride a bike regularly.
you'd like to smoke some marijuanas.
you want to go bar hopping.
you believe the weekends are for excess.
you'd like to share that busy silence of the library.
you realize I don't take my profile too seriously.