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29 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Sep 10, 2013
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Other, and laughing about it
- Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Banking / Finance
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Has dogs and likes cats
- English, French
But I'm just sittin' here watching the wheels go round'n'round.
I really love to watch them roll...
Philosophers, artists and kids like us who are addicted to smiling. Everyone else fuck off.
Food is good - I can cook. Can you?
Two for the Honey
Three for the Bees
Four for the Whores
Five cannot survive
Without Six and her tricks...
took me to the circus and a clown raped my school teacher. Rape's not funny - even if it's performed by a midget clown with a heart of gold.
= Sugary mixed drinks make my stomach hurt...
= I don't conceivably understand why anyone would vote for Mitt
Romney... Satan never looked so phony.
= I was so happy when Six Pence None The Richer broke up, nothing
sadder than diet christian techno making more money than you.
= My dog is so cute but so fat. She needs to work out.
= When I was young I had no shoes and cried; until I met a man with
no feet and then I laughed really hard.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 20–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends
1. You owe me money.
2. You believe in making friends.
3. This website is mostly a joke
DON'T EVER MESSAGE ME if...
1. If you're a serial dater; if you dated more than 10 people off of here within 60 days - fuck you.
2. You consider yourself passive aggressive.
3. If you take medicine to quiet the voices inside your head.
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