Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I want to start an online dating service for seniors and call it:
Textbook ambivert. Stonecutter. Breaker of rocks. Geomancer. I
don't take myself at all seriously. I have little use for religion,
sports, or pretense. Connoisseur of fiction and nerdy media. Film
school dropout. No kids, no debt, all bills paid, never married, no
diseases, good teeth, several (quality) tattoos, film school
glasses. Subversive satirist. Feminist; I get along better with
women. Bark of hardened insouciance on the surface, flowing river
of good feels at the core. Like a Caramello.
I'm here to make an awesome female friend. If something were to
metastasize from that, super bonus. Actually, a girlfriend would be
pretty swell. I am at a loss, however, I don't seek to force a
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a supervisor on board with the family limestone
quarry/fabrication company that spans three states. The guys in the
shop call me Tony Stark (due to some perceived resemblance, and my
handiness with machines). Better than Eddard Stark, I guess. By a
I have successfully made the transition to a post-barfly lifestyle.
I will go out, but it does not have the appeal it once did.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using a hammer. One-liners. Listening. Backrubs. Science projects.
Machines. Complicated systems. Drums. Halloween. Pants-Off
Dance-Offs. Compliments. Insults. Anomalies. Nicknames.
Connect-Four. Grammar (it's the difference between knowing your
shit, and knowing you're shit).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will spare you, casual female reader, from the depths of my
fandoms. Here are the basics:
Books: The Dark Tower by Stephen King, The Wheel of Time by Robert
Jordan, Preacher by Garth Ennis, Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis,
World War Z by Max Brooks.
Film: Star Wars ('77-'83), Napoleon Dynamite, The Avengers, The
Princess Bride, Dawn of the Dead ('78). (Honorable mention for This
is Spinal Tap)
TV: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story,
Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan.
Music: All metal (from Sabbath to Pantera & Tool), punk, 70's
& 80's country, 90's hip-hop, bluegrass. Right now I listen to
a lot of Clutch, Sinatra, Deftones, The Sword, Dead Kennedys,
Ministry, and The Misfits.
Foods: fresh baked bread, sharp cheese, ripe fruit, lean meats, all
of the potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses. Ray-Bans.
Simple foods with few ingredients.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The ampersand looks like a guy dragging his butt across the carpet
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Makin' bacon pancakes. Perhaps!
Or visiting the pub for just long enough to get a buzz, going home,
ordering Rockit's, and watching obscure, shitty movies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got moxie, kid.
You are local.
You are single.
You know what you want and you are ready for it.
You're as pissed as I am that it has come to this.
You've heard a great one-liner and need to share it.
You want to discuss the Rapture, the McRib, or quantum
I am so over the "hooking up" culture. I am looking for something
specific and lasting.
Disclaimer: if you believe, within your innermost melonheart, that
your race, religion, gender, sexual identity, financial status,
caste, creed, or crap color makes you inherently superior to anyone
else.... Get the fuck out.
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