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CitizenZombie

34 Bloomington, IN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:05am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Taco Cat spelled backwards is Taco Cat.
Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob.

I want to start an online dating service for seniors and call it: Expiration Date.

I'm here for female friends. If something were to metastasize from that, super bonus.

Stonecutter. Breaker of rocks. Geomancer.

No kids, no debt, all bills paid, never married, no diseases, good teeth, several (quality) tattoos, film school glasses.

Connoisseur of fiction and nerdy media.

Film school dropout.

Subversive satirist.

Feminist. I get along better with women.

Bark of hardened insouciance on the surface; flowing river of good feels at the core. Like a Caramello.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a supervisor on board with the family limestone quarry/fabrication company that spans three states.

I have successfully made the transition to a post-barfly lifestyle. I will go out, but it does not have the appeal it once did.

"I made you breakfast in bed and all you can do is bitch about how I broke into your house while you were asleep."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Using a hammer. One liners. Listening. Backrubs. Science projects. Halloween. Compliments. Insults. Anomalies. Nicknames.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I will list my Top Five in the above categories.

Books: The Dark Tower by Stephen King, The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan, Preacher by Garth Ennis, Transmetropolitan by Warren Ellis, World War Z by Max Brooks.

Film: Star Wars ('77-'83), Napoleon Dynamite, The Avengers, The Princess Bride, Dawn of the Dead ('78). (Honorable mention for This is Spinal Tap)

TV: The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, American Horror Story, Adventure Time!, Attack on Titan.

Music: Bluegrass, metal, punk, outlaw country, hip hop.

Foods: fresh baked bread, sharp cheese, ripe fruit, lean meats, all of the potatoes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My glasses.
Simple foods with few ingredients.
Fiction.
Sex.
Laughter.
My pancreas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Boobs.

The ampersand looks like a guy dragging his butt across the carpet .......&
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Makin' bacon pancakes. Perhaps!

Or visiting the pub for just long enough to get a buzz, going home, ordering Rockit's, and watching obscure, shitty movies.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've got moxie, kid.
You are local.
You are single.
You know what you want and you are ready for it.
You've heard a great one-liner and need to share it.
You despise Mumford & Sons.
You want to discuss the Rapture, the McRib, or quantum physics.
Disclaimer: if you believe in your heart-of-hearts that your skin color, religion, gender, sexual identity, financial status, etc. makes you inherently superior to anyone else.... Get the fuck out.