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34 M Bloomington, IN

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary

I hope that you are strapped in and ready to have the best profile ever made beamed directly into your face.
I'm sure the end result will be slightly underwhelming.
But sit back and enjoy while I bare my soul for your man-browsing pleasure.
Mountain born, city raised, country trained.
I've been on rugged wilderness adventures without any North Face gear.
I was born in Colorado where my pappy was a poor but proud turd miner. His work took us from CO to New Hampshire, then to Ohio. There I did my book-learnin' and went to film school at Wright State. Had bills to pay and went to work at the family stone business, where I toil to this day.
Bloomington has become a home to me. I love this city, but the dating scene blows. Especially if you're townie & over 30.
What I’m doing with my life
I have been working with limestone for 12 years now I think. The family business handles all aspects: from the quarry to ornate carvings and everything in betwixt. Like anything, it has its ups and downs. It keeps me in shape and pays the bills. It's satisfying work, but semi-outdoors, so the weather is a factor. A lot of manly grunting, dirt, and sweat.
In my spare time I like to read (a novel a week), watch movies, have some laughs over beers, watch IU basketball, loiter online, shoot some darts, hike, ride motorcycles, see live bands, play video games, and nerd out on Star Wars and other dorkly franchises.

I am at a loss, but I do not seek to force a gain.

I’m really good at
Using a hammer. Growing beards. Throwing with precision. Being understanding. Fixing things I haven't a clue how to. Riding a motorcycle. Wrecking a motorcycle. Target shooting. Listening. Taking the pain. Scuba diving. Not gawking at obvious cleavage. Pretending to play a guitar. Finding fossils and arrowheads. Cussing. Bad jokes. RPG video games. Back and foot rubs. Cards Against Humanity. I was once good at drawing, writing and acting, but who knows anymore. Admittedly and shamefully I have let some of my creative limbs atrophy since donning the blue collar. But others have sprouted due to it. And I get paid for what they do.
The first things people usually notice about me
Film school glasses
Most likely wearing a T-shirt bearing a curse word or offensive graphics.
Level 25 attack beard
Full of useless knowledge and vitamin D.
Nougat center.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This listing could get extensive. I'm not going to keep it brief.

Books- Fiction! Wheel of Time series, Dark Tower series, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, The Watchmen, Planetary, Marvel comics, Wildstorm comics, anything Batman, Where's Waldo, World War Z, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark I, II, III, Choose Your Own Adventure, Fighting Fantasy, Sorcery!, Lone Wolf. Anything Horror, Sci-fi, Fantasy.

Cinema- Star Wars (originals), Alien/s, Lord of the Rings, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Avatar, Godzilla, Dawn of the Dead ('78), UHF, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, Young Frankenstein, Sin City, The Avengers, V For Vendetta, The Dark Knight, Jurassic Park, The 300, Akira, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Beetlejuice, Audition, The Princess Bride, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Mad Max: Road Warrior, Hellraiser, Evil Dead 2, Lock Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels, Terminator 2, Labyrinth, Pan's Labyrinth, MST3K: The Movie, The Searchers, Stand By Me, Apocalypse Now, The Toxic Avenger, Jaws, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, The Good The Bad and the Ugly, Big Trouble in Little China, Yellow Submarine, Jeremiah Johnson, Amelie, The Goonies, Stepbrothers, Team America: World Police, Snatch, Unforgiven, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Iron Man, Total Recall ('90), The Thin Red Line, Saving Private Ryan, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey, They Live, The Life Aquatic, Back to the Future, The Lost Boys, Escape From New York, Last House on the Left, Clerks, Mallrats, The Dark Crystal, The Thing ('82), The Fly ('86), Machete, Grindhouse, Predator, Conan the Barbarian & the Destroyer, Smokey & the Bandit ....... et cetera.

TV- The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time!, Regular Show, Steven Universe, Dragon Ball Z, Paranormal Witness, Thundercats, Dexter, American Horror Story, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Agents of SHIELD, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Deadwood, Defiance, Dr. Who, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Cowboy Bebop, Space Dandy.

Music- Old grunge and alt, metal, punk, techno, old country, bluegrass, reggae, blues, motown. Misfits, Willie Nelson, Clutch, Dead Kennedys, Muddy Waters, Tool, Elvis.

Food- pizza, burgers, tacos, barbecue, tapas, dim sum, hot sauce, Thai, Indian, antacids.
The six things I could never do without
Newcastle Brown Ale
Black Olives
A Good Book
Sturdy Boots
I spend a lot of time thinking about
&... have you ever noticed that the ampersand looks like a guy dragging his butt across the carpet?: .....& I rest my case.
On a typical Friday night I am
Visiting my friends at the pub for a few pints and then most likely headed home for a movie and some internet. Once in great while I will succumb to the bright lights of the big city, but the company and music had better be promising.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can name all of the My Little Ponies.
I have secret cravings for Taco Bell.
I feel like an idiot for being on this site. I'm getting too old for this.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to talk nerdy.
You think we'd enjoy getting to know each other.
You know an awesome joke.
I prefer to date locally. However, that said, I would track the ends of the earth for the right person.
When it comes to women, I am of the mindset that quality comes before quantity. I really only have the time/energy to date one person at a time. This leads me to be somewhat picky. I also have a rather vivid notion of what I'm looking for.
I'm a sucker for brains, humor, artists, curves (not obesity), tattoos, libido, and pseudo-class. A down-to-earth vibe is also a plus. I highly encourage you to drop me line if you meet any of those criteria. Bonus points for bespectacled brunettes...