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28 M Towson, MD

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Last Online
Jan 10, 2012
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I don't take anything very seriously, but I do get very enthusiastic about things (sometimes to a fault). I enjoy challenging and offending people. I don't like to be alone, when I'm alone I listen to music loudly, to keep me from thinking too much. I exercise and rock climb regularly. I love camping and most wilderness sports.My humor is based in ridicule and insensitivity. I like to eat a lot of candy, but try really hard to eat healthy too. I am stubborn and I don't take criticism well at all. I'm fascinated by the most negative human characteristics and expressions, such as war, hate, suffering, intolerance, desecration, destruction, torture, greed, etc. Despite my abrasive interests and traits, I am a naturally accommodating person, who wants to please everyone. Therefore, I will always offer to help if I am able. I went to college to be an actor... I'm a huge nerd, who plays table top RPGs and board games whenever possible. I have a snake named Bathory and two cats (Burzum and Gorgoroth), a lot of friends, an infinitely supportive family, and an apartment with one room that has been turned into a permanent fort, and another dedicated to black metal, evil and violence.

"I am sin, lecherous and proud!"

Ideas by which I try to live my life:
Find a way to be compensated as much as possible for doing as little as possible.
Always play along or pretend like you know what other people, and yourself, are talking about.
Do as much of everything as you possibly can.
Never say "no".
People are going to do crappy things, but you can't fault them for doing what makes sense to them; only if one acts poorly out of malice does he deserve negative attention or retaliation.
No one's opinion is more valid than anyone else's, however asinine someone's may seem.
Try to do the right thing even if you can get away with something bad that you will benefit from.
Try not to do what they think you're going to do.
Remove all expectations of people and situations.
Don't worry about it.
What I’m doing with my life
Honestly, I would like to make my living as an actor, which I am currently doing with two steady, entertainment jobs.
I spend as much of my time with other people as possible, because I believe that the awareness of others is the only true validation of existence. My goal in life is to interact as much as possible, with people and with the world, and to experience everything (situations, emotions, relationships), good and bad. I try to occupy my free-time (the majority of my day) with some form of art, be it painting, practicing lines from a play, building something, recoding something, etc.

Right now, I'm in rehearsal for a production of Othello, in which I will be playing Iago. (Thats an amazing role, for people who aren't familiar with Shakespeare)
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, making girls cum, insulting people, being a friend, taking things too far, using nouns as adjectives, overcomplicating my sentences, video games, pretending, rock climbing, camping, snowboarding, public speaking, inhaling, eating, screaming, and acting.
And I'm pretty good at drawing, writing, painting, and caring.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either the fox's jaw that I carved runes into, and wear constantly, or my smile...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am usually most interested in the least accessible manifestations of all forms of entertainment...

Music (I'm proud of my library of 15272 songs by 1312 artists, but some of my favorites are): 5ive, Abigor, Absu, Acid King, Agalloch, Ahab, Alghazanth, Anaal Nathrakh, Angel Eyes, Architects, The Arrival of Satan, Arsis, Ash Pool, Azarath, Baroness, Battlefields, Battlemaster, Behexen, Behold… the Arctopus, Belphegor, Bethlehem, Beware of Safety, Birds of Prey, Bison B.C., Blotted Science, Blut Aus Nord, Blutch, Borknagar, Bosse-de-Nage, Bossk, Brain Drill, Buried Inside, Burst, Burzum, Caspian, Cephalic Carnage, Church of Misery, Clair Cassis, Cloudkicker, Cobalt, Coffins, Coffinworm, Conifer, Converge, Cult of Luna, Dark Funeral, Darkthrone, Deathspell Omega, Decapitated, Dethklok, The Devil’s Blood, Diamatregon, Dimmu Borgir, Dio, Dominion Caligula, Dysrhythmia, Electric Wizard, Emperor, The End, Enoid, Enslaved, Espers, Explosions in the Sky, Fleshgod Apocalypse, Flowers in the Attic, The Funeral Pyre, Gaza, Giant (Braveyoung), Gifts from Enola, Gigan, God is an Astronaut, Gorath, Gorgoroth, Gorod, Grails, Graveland, Graveworm, Hate Eternal, Hella, Horna, Horseback, Howl, The Howling Wind, Humanfly, If These Trees Could Talk, Ihsahn, Immortal, Intronaut, Irepress, Irreversible, Isis, Javelina, Jesu, John Zorn, Jotunspor, Junius, Klabautamann, Krallice, Krisiun, Latitudes, Lazarus A.D., Leviathan, Liars, Lifelover, Lightning bolt, Ludicra, Malevolent Creation, Mayhem, Meshuggah, Mono, Mouth of the Architect, Moss, Muse, Nachtmystium, Nargaroth, Necrophagist, Negura Bunget, Nifehheim, Nightbringer, No Made Sense, Obscura, Old Funeral, Oranssi Pazzuzu, Pelican, Pig Destroyer, Plague Bringer, The Protomen, Psycroptic, Psyopus, Red Sparrowes, Revocation, Rosetta, Rotting Christ, Russian Circles, Samothrace, Sargeist, Satyricon, Seamount, Serpentcult, The Seven Mile Journey, Shrinebuilder, Singal Hill, Skeletonwitch, Sleep, Sweek, Taake, Tarantula A.D., Tides, Trelldom, Tryptikon, Twilight, Ulver, Urgehal, Venetian Snares, Vesania, Vreid, Wardruna, Watain, Weapon, Wolves in the Throne Room, Year of No Light, Zoroaster, Zozobra, Zyklon
I also listen to a decent amount of post rock, experimental, noise, folk, some post-pop/post-punk, the occasional gangsta' rap or unconventional hip hop, some druggy jam bands, and whatever else I decide is creative and original enough to merit my time.
...I fall asleep and wake up to some form of metal every day, and listen to music nonstop whenever I am alone.

Movies: American History X, American Psycho, August Underground, The Big Lebowski, Dawn of the Dead, The Devil's Eyes, The Devil’s Rejects, The Empire Strikes Back, Fido, Freeway, Funny Games, Halloween (Rob Zombie), Idiocracy, Last House on the Left, Marat/Sade, Network, Planet Terror, Salo: 120 Days of Sodom, Severed Ways, Starship Troopers, Steal This Movie, Until the Light Takes Us, Waterworld, Zombieland
and to be pretentiously artistic: Ingmar Bergman and Pierre Paolo Passolini

Books: 120 Days of Sodom, American Psycho, Haunted, Invisible Monsters, Less Than Zero, Lords of Chaos, Rules of Attraction, Said the Shotgun to the Head, The Satanic Bible, The Satanic Scriptures, Survivor, a lot of obscure comic books, almost anything Lovecraftian or about zombies.

Food: Snickers, Reese's, Skittles, Starburst, peach rings, Gummie Bears, M&Ms, donuts, brownies, cake, cookies, cupcakes, meat (rare)
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How many people are doing the exact same thing as me, at the exact same moment. Who I am and why I do the things I do. The Zombie Apocalypse, and how I will escape from whatever situation I find myself in. Serial killers. What you look like naked. whatever music is stuck in my head (usually just instruments and growling).
On a typical Friday night I am
Having friends at my house, at a friend's house, at a party, at a show, or sometimes at a bar. No matter what the surrounding, drugs will be involved...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once ate so much candy that I blacked out and threw up on myself. I was in college at the time.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–29
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're excited or at least intrigued by the pictures of me in corpse paint, as I think its pretty revealing of my personality.