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CivilizedSimian

37 M Copenhagen, Denmark

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 27–47
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm short, smart and funny, and I want to make your life both nicer and more interesting. I expect the same of you.
(You don't have to be short, though.)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on my way to becoming a pre-school teacher. Kids are exhausting, annoying and goddamn awesome.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dancing, my hips move like a well-greased disco machine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a very attractive hobbit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Off the top of my head: Slaughterhouse 5, Robocop, Louie, Fever Ray, sushi.

(Query: Why do people make those endless lists in this field?)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dunno. Family, friends, coffee, internet, companionship, solitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Society, the future and the biological injustice of not getting an awesome beard in return for my receding hairline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Sweating my ass off on the dance floor with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Whisper in my ear, scratch my back and I'm yours.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're open-minded and funny (or at the very least, willing to laugh at my jokes). You've learned to live with your emotional baggage and previous fuck-ups and want to squeeze as much joy as possible
out of this goddamn life.