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CivilizedSimian

36 M Copenhagen, Denmark

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:18pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Danish (Fluently), Swedish (Okay), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm short, smart and funny, and I want to make your life both nicer and more interesting. I expect the same of you.
(You don't have to be short, though.)
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on my way to becoming a pre-school teacher. Kids are exhausting, annoying and goddamn awesome.
I’m really good at
Dancing, my hips move like a well-greased disco machine.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a very attractive hobbit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Off the top of my head: Slaughterhouse 5, Robocop, Louie, Fever Ray, sushi.

(Query: Why do people make those endless lists in this field?)
The six things I could never do without
Dunno. Family, friends, coffee, internet, companionship, solitude.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Society, the future and the biological injustice of not getting an awesome beard in return for my receding hairline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sweating my ass off on the dance floor with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think I should sleep around more, because more people should have the privilege of seeing my awesome body naked. Seriously, it's as lean and carved as a shaved chimpanzee. About the same proportions, too.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–46
  • Located anywhere
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
you're open-minded and funny (or at the very least, willing to laugh at my jokes). You've learned to live with your emotional baggage and previous fuck-ups and want to squeeze as much joy as possible
out of this goddamn life.