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ClaireMarie123

22 F Broomfield, CO

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:51am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
My name is Claire. People tell me I'm funny and interesting. But I'm pretty sure I'm actually an old person with really good wrinkle creme. I hate people walking on my lawn and I always complain about the weather.

I don't like beards. I'm not even sorry about it. If you have a beard the most we will probably ever be is friends.

I wish I was a cartoon character so I could wear my favorite outfit every day and nobody would give a fuck cause it'd be expected.

These pictures are old. My phone won't let me upload new ones. I'm fat now. Sorry not sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my bachelors and exploring
I’m really good at
Eating
Hanging out with myself
Pushing the snooze button
Spending 4+ hours at a bookstore
Cussing people out when I'm stuck in traffic
Alphabetizing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy reading pretty much anything I can get my hands on. I love writing.
I like all movies but I will never watch a horror movie without hardcore persuasion.
I like most music. Anything I can dance to, sing to or play a memory to is good in my book.
I am absolutely obsessed with supernatural. But I'm only on season 5 so no spoilers or I'll hate you forever.
I love food.
The six things I could never do without
Honesty, sarcasm, friends, family, self worth and new things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my library would look like if I ever owned a house, impending hobbies, books, shoes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably 'doing some homework' which actually means drinking beer in my basement while sitting next to some textbooks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Time of day is unimportant, at any given point I'm probably thinking about tacos (the Mexican food, get your minds out of the gutter). I love tacos. Tacos are the way to my heart.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 22–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Do not message me if you want someone who is 'fit', 'in shape' or 'active'. I am none of those things and we will both just end up being disappointed. I am perfectly happy sitting on my couch and you will never convince me to work out with you so save your breath.

I'm honestly just looking to talk to like one or two people at a time so don't get all pissy if I don't respond. I'm really busy, this is mostly just for when I get bored.

If you do message me, please refrain from making your entire message about my looks. I don't give a flying fuck if you think I'm pretty. I want to meet cool people to talk to and only once we've mutually decided that we're two super cool people (for those who are a little slow, this means being able to talk about things other than sex) am I open to sex/dating/whatever. So just be cool dudes.