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ClaireMarie123

23 Broomfield, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Claire and I like to do cool things but only sometimes because I also have a deep and loving relationship with my couch.

I like books, probably more than most people. But when I do meet people they're usually a lot more awesome than I originally anticipated (Usually. There's still a chance I'll think you're a bag of dicks).

I like bedtime stories. Particularly the kind that start out with a princess in a castle and wind up with the hero riding into battle on their trusty reindeer to duke it out over who gets to inhabit Mars. Side note: I will always consider Pluto to be a planet despite scientific evidence to the contrary.

I like shiny things like nickels and hubcaps.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Napping.

All. Day. Long.

Just kidding, I only wish. I go to school and I work. I also travel way too much for someone who makes the money I make. Oops, my bad. I play piano like a boss (a boss who quit 2 years ago and now only plays occasionally) and I tell people that I play guitar when I really just know 4 songs. Songs that are played slowly with lots of pauses and cussing.

I like to collect hobbies, get sick of them and then start something new. If you like teaching people things for 2 week increments, I can be the most captive audience you've ever seen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating tacos
Making quesadillas
Breakfast burritos
I heart salsa

For the love of god will someone please go get Mexican food with me
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a sarcastic asshole with a heart of gold. You won't get to the heart of gold part for a while though. First thoughts will probably be along the lines of 'is she just kidding or is she really this much of a twat?'. Hint: 98% of the time I'm kidding.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sarcasm
Friends and Family
Questionable decisions
Daydreaming about being a total badass
Books
Maker's Mark
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How stupid I think people are which always turns into the question of how many people think I'm stupid.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Thinking about going out while knowing deep down that I most likely won't. Saturday is the new Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The parent trap makes me cry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You have something that you get the nerd tingles for
- You're cool with people who have no desire to venture into nature unless it's 60 degrees or colder (the AC is my homeboy)
- You want to talk about a book you're reading.
- You want to talk to someone awesome (I have at least 2 other people in the world besides my mother who share this opinion so at this point it's basically a fact)
- You are Hannah Hart