I don't like mountain man beards. I'm not even sorry about it. I know it's a testament to your manliness, but anything past some nice stubble and it's usually a straight up no for me. However, awesome personalities can outshine even the worst physical deformities (which I consider mountain man beards to be)
I don't like pants. Pants are for the weak. Message me if you're willing to join in on a pants rebellion. I mean seriously, who the fuck likes those things?
These pictures are old. My phone won't let me upload new ones. I'm fat now. Sorry not sorry. (Recently added new pics)
I wish I could change my username to something cool like the_tortilla_bandit (I really hope that someone, somewhere has this username. It would just make me incredibly happy)