Do not message me if you want someone who is 'fit', 'in shape' or
'active'. I am none of those things and we will both just end up
being disappointed. I am perfectly happy sitting on my couch and
you will never convince me to work out with you so save your
I'm honestly just looking to talk to like one or two people at a
time so don't get all pissy if I don't respond. I'm really busy,
this is mostly just for when I get bored.
If you do message me, please refrain from making your entire
message about my looks. I don't give a flying fuck if you think I'm
pretty. I want to meet cool people to talk to and only once we've
mutually decided that we're two super cool people (for those who
are a little slow, this means being able to talk about things other
than sex) am I open to sex/dating/whatever. So just be cool dudes.