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Clark_Brooks

50 M Tampa, FL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I have gotten some flack for not completely filling out this profile but that's because a lot of things I like and dislike are subject to change and can be influenced by who I'm with and what's going on. I pretty much like giraffes all the time. Beyond that, I'm reluctant to commit to anything in writing. I'm open-minded, though; I don't mind exploring new things to not like.
I'm not interested in interacting with anybody into racism, sexism, homophobia-ism or any other stupid, self-centered philosophies or behavior that makes life more difficult than it already is.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a writer. I have a couple of credits at IMDB.com. I do game coverage and feature articles on the Tampa Bay Lightning at RawCharge.com. I helped write a script for a short film being shot locally right now. I published a book a while back. I'm getting ready to write another one. I'm currently writing a musical. In spite of these facts, my bills are all currently paid.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
finishing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm finishing someone's sentences. Mostly my own.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books by David Sedaris, Simon Rich, Carl Hiassen, Lewis Carroll, and Katherine Dunn
Movies: Rocky (the original), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Animal House, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Silence of the Lambs, Groundhog Day, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Se7en, Batman
TV shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Walking Dead, Louie
Music: Prince, David Byrne, Niki Harris, Ronnie Elliott, Rebekah Pulley, The Beatles, Kendra Morris, Jeremy Gloff, Nicholas Megalis, Nikka Costa, Dawn Silva, Jen Leigh, Rebecca Zapen, F Deluxe
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor
2. Something to do

It would be easy to fill the other four slots with oxygen, water, food and blood or something like that, but that's not really the spirit of the thing, is it? No, they're asking for things I really like to the point where I rely heavily upon them. I can easily think of four of those but none of them are "things I could never do without".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
completing sentences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
finishing sentences.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All I want out of life is to help people be happy. That's it.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to have some fun. I'd like to meet someone smart and kind who respects but challenges me creatively and is looking for the same.