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50 Tampa, FL Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 31–55
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Jan 23
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from high school
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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I have gotten some flack for not completely filling out this profile but that's because a lot of things I like and dislike are subject to change and can be influenced by who I'm with and what's going on. I pretty much like giraffes all the time. Beyond that, I'm reluctant to commit to anything in writing. I'm open-minded, though; I don't mind exploring new things to not like.
I'm not interested in interacting with anybody into racism, sexism, homophobia-ism or any other stupid, self-centered philosophies or behavior that makes life more difficult than it already is.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a writer. I have a couple of credits at I do game coverage and feature articles on the Tampa Bay Lightning at I helped write a script for a short film being shot locally right now. I published a book a while back. I'm getting ready to write another one. I'm currently writing a musical. In spite of these facts, my bills are all currently paid.
I’m really good at
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finishing sentences.
The first things people usually notice about me
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is that I'm finishing someone's sentences. Mostly my own.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books by David Sedaris, Simon Rich, Carl Hiassen, Lewis Carroll, and Katherine Dunn
Movies: Rocky (the original), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Animal House, Glengarry Glen Ross, The Silence of the Lambs, Groundhog Day, Pulp Fiction, The Blues Brothers, Fight Club, Se7en, Batman
TV shows: Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Walking Dead, Louie
Music: Prince, David Byrne, Niki Harris, Ronnie Elliott, Rebekah Pulley, The Beatles, Kendra Morris, Jeremy Gloff, Nicholas Megalis, Nikka Costa, Dawn Silva, Jen Leigh, Rebecca Zapen, F Deluxe
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Humor
2. Something to do

It would be easy to fill the other four slots with oxygen, water, food and blood or something like that, but that's not really the spirit of the thing, is it? No, they're asking for things I really like to the point where I rely heavily upon them. I can easily think of four of those but none of them are "things I could never do without".
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
completing sentences.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
finishing sentences.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All I want out of life is to help people be happy. That's it.
You should message me if
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You'd like to have some fun. I'd like to meet someone smart and kind who respects but challenges me creatively and is looking for the same.

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