So here is where I write about myself so that complete strangers can judge and critique me.

I believe that we judge people based on their social class, their tastes, their likes, and knowledge. For example, my first language was French and my second language was English; and I mean the Queen's English, dammit, where we say "favour" and "centre."

I would like to think that I am not a very complicated person but after reflecting on what to write here I have discovered that I am a train wreck. So, instead of sitting here and writing a really long and boring story about my life I decided to just give you a bunch of random facts about me:

- I was once on a televised game show in Ft. Myers for 3 years in a row. One of the questions I got was "Name a fruit or vegetable that ends in 'ish.'" My answer was Knish.
- Once, at an NHL hockey game, I operated the TV camera for 5 minutes while the cameraman went to pee. If that doesn't turn you on... well, that'd be unfortunate.
- My hair used to be fairly blonde, but then I got smarter.
- When I first moved to Orlando to attend UCF I almost got into a fight with an Egyptian drug dealer at College Station because I wouldn't try his absinthe. True story.
- I can't text message worth a shit.
- I CAN make playlists on my iPod worth a shit, though.
- The theme song to Good Eats makes me happy.
- I think Julia Roberts is ugly. There! I said it. Seriously she has the face of a horse. Furthermore, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a foot.

- Rock climbing when I can.
- Working a job that seems to love me
- Trying to get my tan on, but being Canadian holds me back
- I've lived with friends for over 7 years now, and I don't see how I couldn't
- I love shitty Sci-Fi movies.

- Believing that I can cook. Occasionally I get a little wood on the ball, but it's more "experimentation" than cooking.
- the internet. I can probably internet way better than you.
- Golf. If the goal is to eventually finish 18 holes, then yes, golf.
- Making mix tapes, although nobody really listens to mix tapes anymore.

- My eyes. Mom made 'em.
- My shoes. Size 17 sneakers, 16 dress, and 15 rock climbing.
- My ability to talk to women. It's a goddamn roller coaster of an experience.

Books
- Blink
- Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs
- Chuck Klosterman IV
- The Average American Male

Movies
- Goodfellas
- The Bourne Supremacy
- Twilight (not really, but women love that flick right?)

Music and Food... that's getting a little too personal.

In the exact order:
- Boxer shorts
- Toothbrush
- Rule breaking
- Other people
- Rule following
- Hipsters

Actually in all seriousness I am a driven guy with a lot going on in my life. I'm relationship-material but I haven’t found someone that I have felt worth sharing my life with. While I am funny and kind of a smart ass I still have goals, which I have worked really hard to achieve and will continue to do so. I hope to find someone that I have chemistry with and that wants to share in my life or that wants to dress me up as a cop and have me “arrest her.” (Either one works for me)