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ClassyBurner

24 Evanston, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Management
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moved from Florida to the north Looking to make friends here....I'm gonna miss the warmth....

Im a very diverse guy who enjoys the more different things in life. I am a advid reader, love to keep an open mind in entertainment, and never to old for cartoons. Im a fire spinner and pretty decent at it, I cosplay, and I have a very firm knowledge on the theater world. Yet my main area of expertise I feel is making a really strange food that people are confused about but still want to eat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Im looking to continue my college education with culinary and hospitality, it is my dream to own my own restaurant serving gourmet comfort food. I enjoy fire spinning and conventions. I like being out and doing something that doesn't fall into the norm. I also recently worked for the Cincinnati Circus so yea....I ran away to join the circus. After that I began to work for Tom and Chee and re discovered my love for cooking so looks like I will be doing that... I know how to make grilled cheese doughnuts, and yes you read that right.

Update: Now back in the North, I feel I have a new perspective on my life and where I want to go. I love food and I love making people happy so why not put two and two together? I plan to continue this path I'm treading towards a delicious future! (That was so fucking cheesy I should put it in macaroni).

I like the obscure, I enjoy the nerdy things in life, I find humor in stuff that is deemed weird and geeky. This is who I am.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fire spinning, theater, stage combat, working out, comic book lore, movie lore, and level 10 half elf rogue up in this bitch. I make a mean grilled cheese and am constantly coming up with new food and desert ideas.

Update: I am good at holding conversations, I love having a friendly discussion clashes with other ideas. I can hold my liquor but not always my tongue (take that as you will). I'm good with my mind and wit.

Also I can cook up a grilled cheese donut like a beast. I am a man who loves to cook. Mostly pizzas, I make all that in house. A kitchen to my is like my last bastion on earth.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am often mistaken for a notable kings and emperors known throughout history for my regal presence and undeterred iron will.
Whenever my presence is felt and is approaching, the faint but escalating tune of "The Ecstasy of Gold" can be heard in the air.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
okay I'm finally biting the bullet in writing this.
Books: The Dresden Files, anything from Star Wars the Expanded Universe, obviously the Song of Ice and Fire series, anything Tom Clancy puts out is a plus for some odd reason but hey it is what it is and assorted more you know Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings that speil.

Movies: Judge Dredd (old and new, I love Stalone but Carl Urban ground the franchise into a more realistic movie), Star Wars,Indiana Jones, (both I'm putting into the trilogy section for reasons) Back to the Future, Harry Potter, My Name is Bruce, Boondocks Saints, District B13, Banraku, Pirates of the Caribbean because pirates.... Marvel movies produced by Paramount, Starship Troopers is a huge huge favor to my to make sure working on the mobile infantry armor, Monty Python and the Holy Grail because killer rabbit...Repo! The Genetic Opera, the Producers, Tucker and Dale vs Evil, Serenity, Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness, Tremors, Guardians of the Galaxy, Galaxy Quest, any Kevin Smith film.....to a degree, No Country for Old Men, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Devils Carnival, a slew of horror movies.

Tv: Game of Thrones, once upon time, supernatural, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Doctor Who, walking dead, Megas XLR, SWAT Kats, Samurai Jack, Gundam, stand up specials and documentaries, Kamen Rider, Outlaw Star, Holliston, Galavant, Flash, Arrow, Law and Order, Burn Notice, Face Off, Archer, Mythbusters, Mystery Science Theater 3000.....
IN A NOT TO DISTANT FUTURE!

Music: classic rock rock country pirate rock wait take that back no no country electronic jazz blues Cajun stand up music like in the comedy sense....you know what I mean.

Food: Jesus don't get me started on that, we'll be here all day. I enjoy everything so long as it taste well and I can see that people put their hearts into making and preparing it. Mexican is a plus though. I mean I'm Irish and we just tend to boil everything.....so I must look to other countries for great food. Not to say Irish food is bad.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to take the six things and condensed them into three. The first would be God honest love and happiness from a girl who I could spend the rest of my life with the, second would be maple syrup, the third would be Mexican food. I know I can always pick 3 more things but honestly why would I want anything more than Mexican food maple syrup..... oh yeah and that girl thing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How it feels to be bacon, always wanted and desired, it is always being chased after, truly this is a life worth dreading.....and then I'd eat some bacon. Plus I'm in the process of covering myself up with nerdy tattoos, I'm at 3.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Absolutely nothing considering i know nothing of this new place called Chicago land. I miss the warmth of Florida..... but there are times when I have found myself with the night off. Thus I find myself participating in underground illegal and high-risk balloon animal making games. Ive lost so many good friends to making ballon dogs.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I yawn I do my best to talk so I can sound like Sylvester Stallone........ I am the law!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Hell maybe we can prepare for the oncoming zombie apocalypse together. Ultimately do or do not, there is no try. Here's the thing, once you get me going, I'm allot of fun and stuff. But being in a new area, I'm a little self conscious about who I am considering I don't have my circle of people that helped me become comfortable.
I want to break this shell open and have some fun. It's just a bit tricky to get my ball rolling. But if you like what you see them I'm willing to start.
I like to think I'm a great guy, and if you want you ears talked off about movies, books, tv, comic books, tabletop gaming, tattoos, fire performance, and Why Star Wars is superior to the Trek. Then I'm your guy.