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Claytastrophe

31 M Marietta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You know how all of your friends in relationships tell you that you aren't going to find anyone worth dating in a bar? The problem is when you've already graduated from college and you work in the IT industry, that really seems to be the only place left to go. But then... the conversation goes a lot like this: "WHAAATTT?? You like pickles??? I'm sorry, I can't hear you!!! All I can hear is this song about sweat dripping off of someones balls!!!"

Sooooo... I guess that's why I'm here.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
That's a pretty open ended question. I don't think anyone has a comprehensive answer for this, so I'm just going to leave this here:

http://ohinternet.com/Pancake_Bunny

But seriously... I work way too much as a Network Intrusion Analyst. I've worked with computers for so long, I'm completely burned out on it. That leaves me with still trying to figure out "what I'm doing with my life."

Oh, and hanging out with my Corgi named Captain Wiggles. He's having an identity crisis and thinks he's a cat... or a goat... not sure which.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rocket Surgery.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They don't. I'm sneaky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music:
I'm usually OK with anything that isn't rap or country (unless it was produced prior to 1998, in which case they are probably both fine.) Other than that, my favorites include: Chris Cornell, Theory of a Deadman, Buckcherry, Guns N' Roses, Audioslave, Rage Against the Machine, Velvet Revolver, Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains, The Offspring, Operator, Sixx AM, Aerosmith, Rolling Stones, Tom Petty

Movies:
Tombstone (The scene at the end where Wyatt Earp is with Doc Holiday at the hospital while he is dying from tuberculosis gets me every time.) Thank You for Smoking, Star Wars & Indiana Jones (Before George Lucas finished destroying my childhood), Boondock Saints, Fight Club, Zoolander, Tucker & Dale vs Evil.

Food:
Steak, Bacon, Tacos, Guinness...

Other Shows:
Californication, Dexter, Spartacus, True Blood, Wilfred, Game of Thrones, Shameless, Archer, Squidbillies, Dr Who, The Walking Dead, Justified, etc...

Sports:
I can't stand watching sports.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I didn't realize that this was an episode of Sesame Street. WTF DID I JUST SIGN UP FOR?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That some day I'll probably be assassinated while standing at a urinal in some dive bar or Waffle House.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly I can't tell you. I don't remember most Friday nights. For all I know I've just been making soap in the garage.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once time traveled back to 1885 and realized there was no gas to refuel my Delorean. I had to walk back. It sucked. FML.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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Oh hell yea!!! The ad on the side of the page is telling me to go to this site that says it's better than Craigslist! See you suckers later!!

....

[EDIT] It wasn't better than Craigslist...Oh God... It went to a terrible terrible place... with goats... You should probably just message me.