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Cle828

32 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Deciding what to put up here is harder than I thought. I stay on my feet playing soccer, running or tennis. I stay off my feet finding new restaurants and catching up on HBO. Two things I said I would never do are sky dive and online date. I'm pretty down to earth, trying hard to hang onto a little midwest sensibility.

It's hard guessing what women want. Everyone likes puppies. Here's one. http://bit.ly/goM9hr
What I’m doing with my life
Loaded question? Trying to write the next great American novel and buy a mansion near the water. Meantime I work in health marketing. I'm getting stoked for football season (long suffering browns fan) and trying to plan a vacation somewhere warm.
I’m really good at
I'm easy to talk to and pretty entertaining. Happy to woo/appall you with stories about nearly burning down my apt trying to cook, working behind the scenes for casinos, or whatever mess I got into this weekend.

I'm exceptional at making lists, melting cheese, abusing my snooze button.
The first things people usually notice about me
People are always telling me they've seen me somewhere. That's weird. I'm pretty sarcastic but your mother would love me. I've been told I have kind eyes but I'm not exactly sure what that means. Some say they like my smile. I say what I'm thinking. What you see is what you get.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: white men cant jump, major league,bill murray, tarantino, edward norton, spacey, clint eastwood, eddie murphy, connery's bond and Cary Grant.
music: 90s and classic rock, indie, blues, some country. anything live.
food: Mediterranean, deli, pho, guac, BBQ sauce! brunch, tater tots, trail mix -but No white chocolate covered anything. Ever.
drinks: bourbon, malbec, beer
books: Salinger, Crichton, Halberstam, Hemingway
tv: the office, 24, mad men, curb your enthusiasm, family matters, saved by the bell. modern family, parks and rec, the league
The six things I could never do without
a newspaper, a tennis racquet, a cold beer, sandals, netflix, corn beef sandwiches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
good karma. where i put my keys. sitcom pilots. what's for dinner.
If I ever win the lottery i will buy an island resort and work at the bar.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical gets stale. I'm looking for a good time, or at least a good story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I know every trick to get wrinkles out of shirts except how to iron.
- I survived an animal attack at a petting zoo.
- I was a middle school spelling bee champ.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating