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ClearlyAmbiguous

32 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, Hebrew, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I like to think of my self as a clumsy mix of nerd, free spirit and, if I may, charisma. In spite of my tendency to string people along on a story for some short term entertainment value (ex. telling my roommate that the TV is voice activated and watch her try to tell it to "turn on Mad Men"), I also try to be genuine in the broader scope of things.

I was recently described as a young Louis CK and I was like, 'Man, since when do I look like a fat, balding ginger?' This is a good sample of my sense of humor.

As for my story, I’ve been in the city for almost 9 years (WTF! How did that happen?). I travel quite a bit for work, write music, dabble in comedy, work out fairly consistently and spend much of my free time hanging out with a ragtag group of compadres as well as my dog-child, Sophie (also rag-tag). When possible, I try to fit in an open mic or showcase if I have written anything recent, but it's difficult with this schedule.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I (and by that I mean just me) represent a hotel in Israel here North America. Shady as that may sound, it's 100% kosher by definition.

Other stuff: singer/song writer, project starter, art maker, random funny video creator...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Modesty. I am awesome at modesty!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've the face of a child.

What can I say? I eat a lot of preservatives.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Representative Sample: The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man, Airplane!, The Sun Also Rises, Office -Space, Fight Club, Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Tipping Point, The Well Beloved and the Pursuit of the Well Beloved, The Big Short, Game of Thrones, Homeland

I've also been reading Moby Dick for 2...okay, 4 years. It could be a lifetime chase at sea in this case.

Music: Rock, jazz, indie, folk rock but will dance to anything, and yes, I dance.

Food: Assorted versions of strong, black coffee, whiskey, medium rare steak, hot sauce (but not on a good steak...that's just wrong) and potent wasabi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Something to change and thinking of ways to change it
Dear friends & family (k-9s included obv.)
Conversation
A connection to the outside world (free wifi in foreign places, thank you!)
My guitar and/or creative outlet
Blackened seasoning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why this whole fashionably not wearing socks thing became a thing. On you ladies I get it. It looks sexy. But people can't seriously be enjoying this for comfort purposes - especially when it rains unexpectedly...

Among many, many other things, whether or not the internet has actually made dating any easier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out entertaining the fine people of this city with clever humor and witty, witty small talk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my good friends somehow convinced me to join the gay gym. Forget the orientation. The embarrassing part is that the dudes there are so ripped (like 300 ripped) they make me look like John Candy (total exaggeration)...and I'm in good shape!
You should message me if
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Humor of Tina Fey, feistiness of Golda Meir, compassion of...shit, just be compassionate.

Dogs remind you of what is good in the world.

Character preferences: Fluent in sarcasm (this is a requirement), laughs at funny and not so funny jokes, free-ish spirit, goofy, nerdy nerd nerd nerd, believes that conversation involves at least two people contributing content and/or commentary, understands the difference between typos (or thumbos) and poor grammar and is somewhat permissive of the former, Jew-ish (nice but not 100% necessary), passionate about _______

Final note: Please, please take care of yourself. Not looking for GI-Jane here, but still...