33 Tel Aviv, Israel
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My self-summary
I just finished up nearly a decade of living in NYC. I've always wanted to try living in Israel and after numerous bites of the Big Apple, I decided it was time to chew on some shawarma (with extra harif) in Tel Aviv...better remember to follow this one up with a breath mint.

I like to think of myself as a clumsy mix of nerd, free spirit and, if I may, charisma. In spite of my tendency to string people along on a story for some short term entertainment value (ex. telling my former roommate that the TV is voice activated and watch her try to tell it to "turn on Mad Men"), I also try to be genuine in the broader scope of things.
What I’m doing with my life
I (and by that I mean just me) represent a hotel in Israel to North America. Up until now, that meant being based in the States and traveling around. Now I am based in Israel and just fly back an forth. Yes, lots of airline miles.

Like many here in the start up nation, I too am working on starting my own company.

Other stuff: singer/song writer, project starter, art maker, funny video creator...
I’m really good at
Modesty. I am awesome at modesty!
The first things people usually notice about me
I've the face of a child.

What can I say? I eat a lot of preservatives.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Representative Sample: The Autobiography of an Ex-Colored Man, Airplane!, The Sun Also Rises, Office -Space, Fight Club, Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Tipping Point, The Well Beloved and the Pursuit of the Well Beloved, all of the Dresden Files (to date), The Big Short, Game of Thrones, Homeland, Moby Dick

Music: Rock, jazz, indie, folk rock but will dance to anything, and yes, I dance.

Food: Assorted versions of strong, black coffee, whiskey, medium rare steak, hot sauce (but not on a good steak...that's just wrong) and potent wasabi.
The six things I could never do without
Something to change and thinking of ways to change it
Dear friends & family (canines included obv.)
A connection to the outside world (free wifi in foreign places, thank you!)
My guitar and/or creative outlet
Blackened seasoning
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why this whole fashionably not wearing socks thing became a thing. On you ladies I get it. It looks sexy. But people can't seriously be enjoying this for comfort purposes - especially when it rains unexpectedly...
On a typical Friday night I am
Out entertaining the fine people of this city with clever humor and witty, witty small talk.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
One of my good friends somehow convinced me to join the gay gym. Forget the orientation. The embarrassing part is that the dudes there are so ripped (like 300 ripped) they make me look like John Candy (total exaggeration)...and I'm in good shape!
You should message me if
Humor of Tina Fey, feistiness of Golda Meir, compassion of...shit, just be compassionate.

Dogs remind you of what is good in the world.

Character preferences: Fluent in sarcasm (this is a requirement), laughs at funny and not so funny jokes, free-ish spirit, goofy, nerdy nerd nerd nerd, believes that conversation involves at least two people contributing content and/or commentary, understands the difference between typos (or thumbos) and poor grammar and is somewhat permissive of the former, Jew-ish, passionate about _______

Final note: Please, please take care of yourself. Not looking for GI-Jane here, but still...