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CleggMcMuffin

27 / M / Straight / Single

Wyoming, Michigan

His Details

Last Online
May 23
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m).
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Capricorn but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Boredom sucks. I'll do pretty much anything to avoid becoming restless. I'm a pretty mellow guy. I dislike drama. I'm a good listener. I hear and see everything going on around me all at the same time. It's a gift. Or is that a disorder....

I'm a huge fan of things and stuff. Mostly stuff but I do enjoy the occasional thing.

If you think you might like me, you might be right. So you might want to message me because I might like you as well. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on a slight hiatus from my career in TV production and am currently working with the developmentally disabled. Moved back to Michigan after a 3 year stay in Los Angeles and would like to return when the time is right.

I stay connected with TV production through WKTV. I work with college students to give them a glimpse into the world of professional TV production and protocol. I enjoy sharing my experience and getting the opportunity to keep my creative skills fresh at the same time.
I’m really good at
Laughing, Music, Recreational Sports, Splicing Genes, Deluxe Edition Electronic Yahtzee. Wearing shirts in all my photos. Petting dogs. Driving safely. Eating grilled cheeses. Telling people I play the banjo and then admitting that I don't and then wishing I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, eye lashes. I glow in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B-Horror Films: The Leprechaun 1-4, The Leprechaun in tha Hood, The Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood, Santa's Slay, Ghostbusters I (II was kinda dumb), Funny Games, Gummo, Jennifer's Body (hilarious), Mama,

Action/Thrillers: Death Proof, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, True Romance

Music: Incubus, Ray Lamontagne, The Shakers, The Movers & The Shakers, The Books (really weird shit), Prince, Smokey Robinson (pretty much just "Cruisin'") James Brown, Step Dad, Mystikal is my guilty pleasure... I can't help it.
The six things I could never do without
Water
Oxygen
Electrons
Organ Systems
Carbon
Grilled Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the word 'premium' means.

Near rhymes.

Quantum Shit.

Physics.

Stuff that doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Petting my dog (literally not figuratively, pervert), not playing video games, drinking (in moderation and then in excess), playing the banjo (jk), other, etc., mumbo-jumbo and rigamaru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't burp and I barf if I try.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
...it seems like a good idea.

...you need advice from a disinterested party.

...you have a riddle or a joke.

...you haven't yet.

...you're bored.

...you're not bored.

...you're happy.

...you're sad.

...you're confused.

...you have question that Google can't answer.

...you need to know how to spell a word.

...you want me to shut the fuck up and delete this section.