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CleggMcMuffin

28 M Wyoming, MI

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Other (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Boredom sucks. I'll do pretty much anything to avoid becoming restless. I'm a pretty mellow guy. I dislike drama and I like drama...right. See the "What I'm Doing with my Life" section and that will make more sense. I'm a good listener. I hear and see everything going on around me all at the same time. It's a gift. Or is that a disorder....

I'm a huge fan of things and stuff. Mostly stuff but I do enjoy the occasional thing.

If you think you might like me, you might be right. So you might want to message me because I might like you as well. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm on a slight hiatus from my career in TV production and am currently working with the developmentally disabled as an AFC Home Supervisor. I moved back to Michigan after a 3 year stay in Los Angeles. It was fun. It was hectic. It was a blast. It was exhausting. I'll probably never live there again. I'd like to visit though. Maybe.
I’m really good at
Laughing, Music, Recreational Sports, Splicing Genes, Deluxe Edition Electronic Yahtzee. Wearing shirts in all my photos. Petting dogs. Driving safely. Eating grilled cheeses. Telling people I play the banjo and then admitting that I don't and then wishing I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile, eye lashes. I glow in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
B-Horror Films: The Leprechaun 1-4, The Leprechaun in tha Hood, The Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood, Santa's Slay, Ghostbusters I (II was kinda dumb), Funny Games, Gummo, Jennifer's Body (hilarious), Mama,

Action/Thrillers: Death Proof, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, True Romance

Music: Incubus, Ray Lamontagne, The Shakers, The Movers & The Shakers, The Books (really weird shit), Prince, Smokey Robinson (pretty much just "Cruisin'") James Brown, Step Dad, Mystikal is my guilty pleasure... I can't help it.
The six things I could never do without
Water
Oxygen
Electrons
Organ Systems
Carbon
Grilled Cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What the word 'premium' means.

Near rhymes.

Quantum Shit.

Physics.

How I could have forgotten to spend the balance in my flex account again.

Stuff that doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Petting my dog (literally not figuratively, pervert), not playing video games, drinking (in moderation and then in excess), playing the banjo (jk), other, etc., mumbo-jumbo and rigamaru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can't burp and I barf if I try.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...it seems like a good idea.

...you need advice from a disinterested party.

...you have a riddle or a joke.

...you haven't yet.

...you're bored.

...you're not bored.

...you're happy.

...you're sad.

...you're confused.

...you have question that Google can't answer.

...you need to know how to spell a word.

...you lost your keys and/or wallet and need help finding it and/or them.

...you forgot to spend the balance in your flex account.

...the balance you forgot to spend was for the calendar year.