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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Sep 8, 2014
Relationship Type
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat), Other (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost, I'm looking for something legit. I don't play games and I genuinely would like to find a stand-up gal that is looking for a stand-up fella :)

Second and foremost.... You will be pleasantly surprised by how "unlike most guys" I am. I'm not a "toot my own horn" type of guy but I find most (not all) guys are kind of (to say the least) pervy and it kinda (to say the least again) bums me out. It gives men a bad rap :(
I'm not superficial and at the very least (for the third time now) we could enjoy some nice convo and potentially be real live, human friends!

Boredom sucks. I'll do pretty much anything to avoid becoming restless. I'm a pretty mellow guy. I dislike drama and I like drama...right. See the "What I'm Doing with my Life" section and that will make more sense. I'm a good listener. I hear and see everything going on around me all at the same time. It's a gift. Or is that a disorder....

I'm a huge fan of things and stuff. Mostly stuff but I do enjoy the occasional thing.

If you think you might like me, you might be right. So you might want to message me because I might like you as well. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on a slight hiatus from my career in TV production. It was fun. It was hectic. It was a blast. It was exhausting. I'll probably live there again. Maybe... Moved from L.A. To Michigan to help the fam out. Since I've been back I've worked with the developmentally disabled as an AFC Home Supervisor, taught College kids the ropes of media production and a couple random labor jobs... I am currently a freelance producer/editor (refered to as a "Preditor" but that scares me...). I produce documentaries mainly (ask and I'll send you a link to one. Maybe) but I do the occasional commercial for local businesses for some side income.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, Music, Recreational Sports, Splicing Genes, Deluxe Edition Electronic Yahtzee. Wearing shirts in all my photos. Petting dogs. Driving safely. Eating grilled cheeses. Telling people I play the banjo and then admitting that I don't and then wishing I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, eye lashes. I glow in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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B-Horror Films: The Leprechaun 1-4, The Leprechaun in tha Hood, The Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood, Santa's Slay, Ghostbusters I (II was kinda dumb), Funny Games, Gummo, Jennifer's Body (hilarious), Mama,

Action/Thrillers: Death Proof, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds, True Romance

Music: Incubus, Ray Lamontagne, The Shakers, The Movers & The Shakers, The Books (really weird shit), Prince, Smokey Robinson (pretty much just "Cruisin'") James Brown, Step Dad, Mystikal is my guilty pleasure... I can't help it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Organ Systems
Grilled Cheeses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the word 'premium' means.

Near rhymes.

Quantum Shit.


How I could have forgotten to spend the balance in my flex account again.

Stuff that doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Petting my dog (literally not figuratively, pervert), not playing video games, drinking (in moderation and then in excess), playing the banjo (jk), other, etc., mumbo-jumbo and rigamaru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can't burp and I barf if I try.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. seems like a good idea. need advice from a disinterested party. have a riddle or a joke. haven't yet.'re bored.'re not bored.'re happy.'re sad.'re confused. have question that Google can't answer. need to know how to spell a word. lost your keys and/or wallet and need help finding it and/or them. forgot to spend the balance in your flex account.

...the balance you forgot to spend was for the calendar year.