Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
First and foremost, I'm looking for something legit. I don't play
games and I genuinely would like to find a stand-up gal that is
looking for a stand-up fella :)
Second and foremost.... You will be pleasantly surprised by how
"unlike most guys" I am. I'm not a "toot my own horn" type of guy
but I find most (not all) guys are kind of (to say the least) pervy
and it kinda (to say the least again) bums me out. It gives men a
bad rap :(
I'm not superficial and at the very least (for the third time now)
we could enjoy some nice convo and potentially be real live, human
Boredom sucks. I'll do pretty much anything to avoid becoming
restless. I'm a pretty mellow guy. I dislike drama and I like
drama...right. See the "What I'm Doing with my Life" section and
that will make more sense. I'm a good listener. I hear and see
everything going on around me all at the same time. It's a gift. Or
is that a disorder....
I'm a huge fan of things and stuff. Mostly stuff but I do enjoy the
If you think you might like me, you might be right. So you might
want to message me because I might like you as well. Maybe.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm on a slight hiatus from my career in TV production. It was fun.
It was hectic. It was a blast. It was exhausting. I'll probably
live there again. Maybe... Moved from L.A. To Michigan to help the
fam out. Since I've been back I've worked with the developmentally
disabled as an AFC Home Supervisor, taught College kids the ropes
of media production and a couple random labor jobs... I am
currently a freelance producer/editor (refered to as a "Preditor"
but that scares me...). I produce documentaries mainly (ask and
I'll send you a link to one. Maybe) but I do the occasional
commercial for local businesses for some side income.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Laughing, Music, Recreational Sports, Splicing Genes, Deluxe
Edition Electronic Yahtzee. Wearing shirts in all my photos.
Petting dogs. Driving safely. Eating grilled cheeses. Telling
people I play the banjo and then admitting that I don't and then
wishing I could.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Smile, eye lashes. I glow in the dark.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
B-Horror Films: The Leprechaun 1-4, The Leprechaun in tha Hood, The
Leprechaun Back 2 tha Hood, Santa's Slay, Ghostbusters I (II was
kinda dumb), Funny Games, Gummo, Jennifer's Body (hilarious),
Action/Thrillers: Death Proof, Jackie Brown, Inglorious Basterds,
Music: Incubus, Ray Lamontagne, The Shakers, The Movers & The
Shakers, The Books (really weird shit), Prince, Smokey Robinson
(pretty much just "Cruisin'") James Brown, Step Dad, Mystikal is my
guilty pleasure... I can't help it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the word 'premium' means.
How I could have forgotten to spend the balance in my flex account
Stuff that doesn't matter.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Petting my dog (literally not figuratively, pervert), not playing
video games, drinking (in moderation and then in excess), playing
the banjo (jk), other, etc., mumbo-jumbo and rigamaru.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't burp and I barf if I try.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...it seems like a good idea.
...you need advice from a disinterested party.
...you have a riddle or a joke.
...you haven't yet.
...you're not bored.
...you have question that Google can't answer.
...you need to know how to spell a word.
...you lost your keys and/or wallet and need help finding it and/or
...you forgot to spend the balance in your flex account.
...the balance you forgot to spend was for the calendar year.
Who are you looking for?
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