I am awkward, cranky, and tired.
My Self-Summary
To start off, I have four kids(girl 3 years old, boy 2 years old,
girl/boy twins closing in on a year old). They're all pretty close
in age obviously. Fortunately, they all have the same dad.
Unfortunately, we're not together anymore. I'm not too sad about
since I had realized that I was too young to make lifelong
decisions, but of course I didn't figure that one out till after I
had my kids. Now, they are the love and light of my life, but they
drive me absolutely nuts. They are a huge part of the reason why I
have memory loss, why I'm loosing my ability to talk to other
adults, LOADS of emotional baggage (most of it is not from them
directly), and why I have a sore throat most of the time.
The personality awards tend to be pretty accurate. Hmmm, EXCEPT for
the "Less Literary" award. I don't know where the hell that came
from. I love to read.
Obviously, I'm not pregnant anymore I just include the pregnant
picture because it does come to my attention that some people don't
read the profile and just look at the pictures before they message
me. This way there's no surprise when I tell them I'm a mom. They
just don't know how many.
Anyway, I'm not much of a social person. I prefer being home and
playing video games, watching movies to going out. Besides, going
out is such a hassle. That's mostly due to the fact that I'm
socially awkward. I stutter, I confuse my words, I confuse people,
and I tend to give off a "fuck off" vibe. There are even some cases
where I snort when I laugh. So, I tend to avoid social
environments. I can keep a conversation with one person at a time
though. I prefer it that way. I don't speak Spanish fluently but I
can understand a few words here and there. Most of the time i just
smile, nod, and guess at what they are saying. Sometimes, i guess
right but other times I'd just get a blank stare.
My reason for having a profile on here is so that I have something
to do on my down time. I love to have conversations, especially
random ones. I don't want to be in a relationship, and I don't
think I'll plan on meeting too many people off of this site. It's
not that I don't want too. It just takes me a long time to get
comfortable with someone. I don't like to just exchange a few
messages and then meet. I like to have long and multiple
conversations with someone before I take that chance. Mostly this
is because any time that I spend away from my kids has to be
justified.
I hope this is the last time I update.
What I’m doing with my life
I have an Associates in CAD. So, now I work at a Landscape
Architecture firm. I love my job despite the fact that I'm bored
the majority of the time and I use any excuse I can just so I can
get up and walk around. I don't have to work with too many people,
and I like the people that I do work with. Eventually, I will go
back to school, but that wont be until I stop being lazy and go
apply.
I’m really good at
1. Never finishing most of the things I start (short stories,
dramas, home projects)
2. Annoying my kids, and other kids as well
3. Getting annoyed by my kids, and other kids as well
4. Ignoring my need for
sleep
5. Confusing people (most of the time it's my boss)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'll list a few things. People have told me these things
before.
1. My hair because I either have food in it or it's covering my
face in some sort of way. I seriously need to get it cut.
2.There's also my height. I'm almost a midget.
3. That I look pissed off or tired.
4. That I talk like Daria sometimes
5. I hate this one the most... that I look a tad younger than I
really am. One couple thought I was in middle school :\
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: I've read a lot of kids books, but I don't read them to my
kids (not yet) I just read them because I like them. I am huge fan
of the
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
series. I love any book that's written by
Roald Dahl my favorite is The
Witches. Currently I'm reading I, Claudius at a snails pace though.
I don't have much time to read unfortunately.I also read (most of
them are comics) the Myth series by
Robert Asprin, the Sandman series,
Epileptic, Persepolis, American Gods, Anansi Boys, The Jungle Book
(yes, the one that the Disney movie was based on), From Hell, V for
Vendetta, The Watchmen (of course), The Tick (I only have a few
issues though), Lobo.
Movies: Throw Mamma from the Train, Drowning Mona, Death to
Smoochy, Nacho Libre (even though my daughter forced me to watch it
everyday for about two months), Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Hercules,
Death Becomes Her, Persepolis, O Brother Where Art Thou, She-Devil,
Interview with the Vampire, 300, Beowulf, The Crow (I'm such a
geek... I have the comic that the movie was based on), The Chucky
movies, but I haven't seen Bride of Chucky or the first one. I'm
dying to see them. I don't usually watch horror films to get scared
(maybe the first time I'll yell "Oh shit!") I just like to laugh at
the funny parts.
Music: In Flames, 40 Below Summer, Flaw, Ill Nino, Machine Head,
Metallica, Shadows Fall, Soulfly, Killswich Engage, Chimaira, and
thanks to my co-workers and mom I also like Tom Petty, KISS,
Scorpions, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton,
Rolling Stones and I'm going to admit that there are a few songs
from Akon and Fallout Boy that I like. I think that should be in
the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" section.
Food: I'll eat just about anything especially if it has shrimp or
sugar. I have a huge
sweet tooth.
The six things I could never do without
1. Typical mother answer (kids)
2. Sanity (mine specifically)
3.
Lisle and Hahn in the
morning the radio show that gets me through my work days
4. Shrimp
5. Pain Medication (moderately used of course)
6. My Laptop or any computer or video game that I can get my hands
on or my DS
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can find a way to get my kids to sit still or sleep long
enough for me to relax and possibly take a nap
On a typical Friday night I am
At home either trying to catch up on my sleep, or watching movies,
or (whenever my kids let me) I'll watch WWE.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm willing to admit a lot of things... so I will just leave this
one blank for now.
You should message me if
You can keep a conversation going. Honestly, you don't even have to
like kids, but don't complain about them too much because the
chances are that the ones that are running around making a mess at
the store are probably mine. I also hate pet names (such as sweety,
baby, honey) unless I've known someone for a while or they are
customized. So, don't use them if you decide to message me. Also,
if you don't mind it that I will probably not meet you. Most people
can't tolerate me long enough. Sorry, but you have been
warned.
And PLEASE message me if you've ever seen or read I, Claudius. I
don't care if you hated it, liked it, or feel complete
indifference. I just want to be able to talk to someone that isn't
a former classmate. I love that series to death.
OR if there's a grammar or spelling mistake on my profile and you
want to point it out.