To start off, I have four kids(girl 3 years old, boy 2 years old, girl/boy twins closing in on a year old). They're all close in age obviously. Fortunately, they all have the same dad that is still in the picture. Unfortunately, we're not together anymore. I'm not too sad about it since I had realized that I was too young to make lifelong decisions, but of course I didn't figure that one out till after I had my kids. Now, they are the love and light of my life, but they drive me absolutely nuts. They are a huge part of the reason why I have memory loss, why I'm loosing my ability to talk to other adults, LOADS of emotional baggage (most of it is not from them directly), and why I have a sore throat most of the time.

The personality awards tend to be pretty accurate. Hmmm, EXCEPT for the "Less Literary" award. I don't know where the hell that came from. I love to read. I also have to take issue with the "Less Sloppy" award. It's hard to keep a clean house with kids running around.

Obviously, I'm a Batman fan. I tend to lean more towards the cartoons (the on that was on around the time when Pinky and the Brain and The Animaniacs were popular) than the movies or the comics.

I'm not pregnant anymore I just include the pregnant picture because it does come to my attention that some people don't read the profile and just look at the pictures before they message me. This way there's no surprise when I tell them I'm a mom. They just don't know how many.

I'm not much of a social person. I prefer being home and playing video games (trite statement), watching movies to going out. Besides, going out is such a hassle, and I'm socially awkward anyway. I stutter, I confuse my words, I confuse people, and I tend to give off a "fuck off" vibe. There are even some cases where I snort when I laugh. Because of all those reasons I usually come off as a ditz. I'd like to think that I'm not, but I know that I probably am. If someone were to call me out on that then there's always selective listening. So, I tend to avoid social environments. I can keep a conversation with one person at a time. I prefer it that way.

I don't speak Spanish fluently (I'm a bad Mexican... otherwise known as a coconut) but I can understand a few words here and there. Most of the time I just smile, nod, and guess at what they are saying. Sometimes, I guess right but other times I'd just get a blank stare.

My reason for having a profile on here is so that I have something to do on my down time. I love to have conversations. I don't want to be in a relationship, I'm not looking for a date, and I don't think I'll plan on meeting too many people off of this site. It's not that I don't want too. It just takes me a long time to get comfortable with someone. I don't like to just exchange a few messages and then meet. I like to have long and multiple conversations with someone before I take that chance. This is due to the fact that any time that I spend away from my kids has to be justified.

I revamp my profile way too often for my own good.

I have an Associates in CAD. So, now I work at a Landscape Architecture firm. I love my job despite the fact that I'm bored the majority of the time and I use any excuse I can just so I can get up and walk around. I don't have to work with too many people, and I like the people that I do work with. Eventually, I will go back to school, but that wont be until I stop being lazy and go apply.

1. Never finishing most of the things I start (short stories, dramas, home projects)
2. Annoying my kids, and other kids as well
3. Getting annoyed by my kids, and other kids as well
4. Ignoring my need for sleep
5. Confusing people

I'll list a few things. People have told me these things before.

1. My hair because I either have food in it or it's covering my face in some sort of way. I seriously need to get it cut.
2.There's also my height. I'm almost a midget.
3. That I look pissed off (apparently I have a perpetual scowl) or tired.
4. That I talk like Daria sometimes
5. I hate this one the most... that I look a tad younger than I really am. One couple thought I was in middle school :\

Books: I've read a lot of kids books, but I don't read them to my kids (not yet) I just read them because I like them. I am huge fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. I love any book that's written by Roald Dahl my favorite is The Witches. I just finished reading I, Claudius. XD So, now I'm reading Claudius the God. I don't have much time to read unfortunately.I also read (most of them are comics) the Myth series by Robert Asprin, the Sandman series, Epileptic, Persepolis, American Gods, Anansi Boys, The Jungle Book, From Hell, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen (of course), The Tick (I only have a few issues though), Lobo. I love to discuss books, but not in the literary sense. I talk about them more like a gossiping girl and it sounds like, "Oh my God, do you believe that he did that?"

Movies: Throw Mamma from the Train, Drowning Mona, Death to Smoochy, Nacho Libre (even though my daughter forced me to watch it everyday for about two months), Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Hercules, Death Becomes Her, Persepolis, O Brother Where Art Thou, She-Devil, Interview with the Vampire, 300, Beowulf, The Crow (I'm such a geek... I have the comic that the movie was based on), The Chucky movies, but I haven't seen Bride of Chucky or the first one. I'm dying to see them. I don't usually watch horror films to get scared (maybe the first time I'll yell "Oh shit!") I just like to laugh at the funny parts.

Music: In Flames, 40 Below Summer, Flaw, Ill Nino, Machine Head, Metallica, Shadows Fall, Soulfly, Killswich Engage, Chimaira, and thanks to my co-workers and mom I also like Tom Petty, KISS, Scorpions, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, Rolling Stones and I'm going to admit that there are a few songs from Akon and Fallout Boy that I like. I think that should be in the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" section.

Food: I'll eat just about anything especially if it has shrimp or sugar. I have a huge sweet tooth.

1. Typical mother answer (kids)
2. Sanity (mine specifically)
3. Lisle and Hahn in the morning the radio show that gets me through my work days
4. Shrimp
5. Pain Medication (moderately used of course)
6. My Laptop or any computer or video game that I can get my hands on or my DS... basically anything electronic.

How I can find a way to get my kids to sit still or sleep long enough for me to relax and possibly take a nap

At home either trying to catch up on my sleep, watching movies, or wrestling with my kids since they don't let me watch WWE anymore. I've gotten my lip busted so many times because of wrestling though.

I'm willing to admit a lot of things... so I will just leave this one blank for now.

You can keep a conversation going, and if you don't mind leading the conversation. I can go on and on about the most boring subject, or I'll find a way to talk about my kids. But, you don't have to like kids. Just don't complain about them too much because the chances are that the ones that are running around making a mess at the store are probably mine.

Age, gender, and location doesn't matter. If you happen to see filters then ignore them.

I hate pet names (such as sweety, baby, honey) unless I've known someone for a while or they are customized. So, don't use them if you decide to message me. Also, if you don't mind it that I will probably not meet you. Most people can't tolerate me long enough.

And PLEASE message me if you've ever seen or read I, Claudius. I don't care if you hated it, liked it, or feel complete indifference. I just want to be able to talk to someone that isn't a former classmate. I love that series to death.

OR if there's a grammar, word confusion, punctuation, or spelling mistake on my profile that you want to point it out. I still find some myself.