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CleopatrasNeedle

22 / F / straight / Single

San Antonio, Texas

The Skinny

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Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
5' 2" (1.57m).
Body Type
Used up
Looking For
Long-distance penpals
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English

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I am awkward, cranky, and tired.

My Self-Summary

To start off, I have four kids(girl 3 years old, boy 2 years old, girl/boy twins closing in on a year old). They're all pretty close in age obviously. Fortunately, they all have the same dad. Unfortunately, we're not together anymore. I'm not too sad about since I had realized that I was too young to make lifelong decisions, but of course I didn't figure that one out till after I had my kids. Now, they are the love and light of my life, but they drive me absolutely nuts. They are a huge part of the reason why I have memory loss, why I'm loosing my ability to talk to other adults, LOADS of emotional baggage (most of it is not from them directly), and why I have a sore throat most of the time.

The personality awards tend to be pretty accurate. Hmmm, EXCEPT for the "Less Literary" award. I don't know where the hell that came from. I love to read.

Obviously, I'm not pregnant anymore I just include the pregnant picture because it does come to my attention that some people don't read the profile and just look at the pictures before they message me. This way there's no surprise when I tell them I'm a mom. They just don't know how many.

Anyway, I'm not much of a social person. I prefer being home and playing video games, watching movies to going out. Besides, going out is such a hassle. That's mostly due to the fact that I'm socially awkward. I stutter, I confuse my words, I confuse people, and I tend to give off a "fuck off" vibe. There are even some cases where I snort when I laugh. So, I tend to avoid social environments. I can keep a conversation with one person at a time though. I prefer it that way. I don't speak Spanish fluently but I can understand a few words here and there. Most of the time i just smile, nod, and guess at what they are saying. Sometimes, i guess right but other times I'd just get a blank stare.

My reason for having a profile on here is so that I have something to do on my down time. I love to have conversations, especially random ones. I don't want to be in a relationship, and I don't think I'll plan on meeting too many people off of this site. It's not that I don't want too. It just takes me a long time to get comfortable with someone. I don't like to just exchange a few messages and then meet. I like to have long and multiple conversations with someone before I take that chance. Mostly this is because any time that I spend away from my kids has to be justified.

I hope this is the last time I update.

What I’m doing with my life

I have an Associates in CAD. So, now I work at a Landscape Architecture firm. I love my job despite the fact that I'm bored the majority of the time and I use any excuse I can just so I can get up and walk around. I don't have to work with too many people, and I like the people that I do work with. Eventually, I will go back to school, but that wont be until I stop being lazy and go apply.

I’m really good at

1. Never finishing most of the things I start (short stories, dramas, home projects)
2. Annoying my kids, and other kids as well
3. Getting annoyed by my kids, and other kids as well
4. Ignoring my need for sleep
5. Confusing people (most of the time it's my boss)

The first things people usually notice about me

I'll list a few things. People have told me these things before.

1. My hair because I either have food in it or it's covering my face in some sort of way. I seriously need to get it cut.
2.There's also my height. I'm almost a midget.
3. That I look pissed off or tired.
4. That I talk like Daria sometimes
5. I hate this one the most... that I look a tad younger than I really am. One couple thought I was in middle school :\

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books: I've read a lot of kids books, but I don't read them to my kids (not yet) I just read them because I like them. I am huge fan of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. I love any book that's written by Roald Dahl my favorite is The Witches. Currently I'm reading I, Claudius at a snails pace though. I don't have much time to read unfortunately.I also read (most of them are comics) the Myth series by Robert Asprin, the Sandman series, Epileptic, Persepolis, American Gods, Anansi Boys, The Jungle Book (yes, the one that the Disney movie was based on), From Hell, V for Vendetta, The Watchmen (of course), The Tick (I only have a few issues though), Lobo.

Movies: Throw Mamma from the Train, Drowning Mona, Death to Smoochy, Nacho Libre (even though my daughter forced me to watch it everyday for about two months), Finding Nemo, Aladdin, Hercules, Death Becomes Her, Persepolis, O Brother Where Art Thou, She-Devil, Interview with the Vampire, 300, Beowulf, The Crow (I'm such a geek... I have the comic that the movie was based on), The Chucky movies, but I haven't seen Bride of Chucky or the first one. I'm dying to see them. I don't usually watch horror films to get scared (maybe the first time I'll yell "Oh shit!") I just like to laugh at the funny parts.

Music: In Flames, 40 Below Summer, Flaw, Ill Nino, Machine Head, Metallica, Shadows Fall, Soulfly, Killswich Engage, Chimaira, and thanks to my co-workers and mom I also like Tom Petty, KISS, Scorpions, Alice Cooper, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Eric Clapton, Rolling Stones and I'm going to admit that there are a few songs from Akon and Fallout Boy that I like. I think that should be in the "The most private thing I'm willing to admit" section.

Food: I'll eat just about anything especially if it has shrimp or sugar. I have a huge sweet tooth.

The six things I could never do without

1. Typical mother answer (kids)
2. Sanity (mine specifically)
3. Lisle and Hahn in the morning the radio show that gets me through my work days
4. Shrimp
5. Pain Medication (moderately used of course)
6. My Laptop or any computer or video game that I can get my hands on or my DS

I spend a lot of time thinking about

How I can find a way to get my kids to sit still or sleep long enough for me to relax and possibly take a nap

On a typical Friday night I am

At home either trying to catch up on my sleep, or watching movies, or (whenever my kids let me) I'll watch WWE.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I'm willing to admit a lot of things... so I will just leave this one blank for now.

You should message me if

You can keep a conversation going. Honestly, you don't even have to like kids, but don't complain about them too much because the chances are that the ones that are running around making a mess at the store are probably mine. I also hate pet names (such as sweety, baby, honey) unless I've known someone for a while or they are customized. So, don't use them if you decide to message me. Also, if you don't mind it that I will probably not meet you. Most people can't tolerate me long enough. Sorry, but you have been warned.

And PLEASE message me if you've ever seen or read I, Claudius. I don't care if you hated it, liked it, or feel complete indifference. I just want to be able to talk to someone that isn't a former classmate. I love that series to death.

OR if there's a grammar or spelling mistake on my profile and you want to point it out.