I once won an arm wrestling tournament to get custody of someone's child! Is that hip enough?

No? OK, fine. But I did once trade cowboy boots for a guitar.

Some folks (me) might say I am very confident, positive, ridiculous human being.

Im a small town fella at heart. Im loyal even when I probably shouldnt be, and I fight for my right to party.

I love Bruce Springsteen, Van Halen, organic food, spirituality, microbrews, non fiction, potential Buddhism, high school football, bushido, and women who can at least follow a GPS.

I have a history degree and a poli sci degree, and I have stuff on Amazon under a pen name.

Basically, Im the Kris Kristofferson youve been looking for.

We are all a work in progress, forever. Would be cool to have someone who is also working every day to be the best they can be.

I grew up in Western PA, moved to Texas for 7 years, and now I am in LA as a stranger in a strange land.

I coach football, very passionate about the lessons you can teach through team sports, and it is my life's work.

Organizing, being hilarious, going shopping for pizza, and having my shit together.

Tall, dimples, luxurious hair, wit, and charm. Oh, and modesty!

TV
- Game of Thrones
- Check it Out
- Seinfeld
- Wonder Showzen
- Trailer Park Boys
- Squidbillies
- The Shield

MOVIES
- Heat
- Rushmore
- Last Boy Scout
- Over the Top
- Stripes
- The Shining
- Necessary Roughness

LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MINISERIES
- I, Claudius
- Roots
- Band of Brothers
- The Pacific
- Centennial

BOOKS
- In the Heart of the Sea
- Skeletons on the Zahara
- Friday Night Lights
- Lots of Vonnegut
- And biographies. Oh, the biographies.

I read a lot of coaching stuff.

I am very open to book recommendations, kids.

MUSIC
- Faith No More
- aforementioned Springsteen
- all the same indie crap you probably like
- Rolling Stones
- Wintersleep

- Great friends.
- Great family.
- Vodka.
- Edmund Fitzgerald. The beer, not the song, or the shipwreck. Although, the beer wouldnt exist without the shipwreck, so I am thankful for the shipwreck
- Local pizza joints.
- Your love and affection.

Vague answers.

Living out 'Dancing in the Dark'. Or singing it into people's voicemails. I checka my looka da mirror.

Color me prejudiced, but I am never answering a message from someone with the word "Creepshow" in their username. Sorry! Love don't live here no more, I guess.

Otherwise...

You are an appreciative girl who likes hyjinx, roadtrips, space, compassion, trying new foods, and going new places. Someone who's life is also challenging and optimistic.

Or, I will trade all that if you know all the lyrics to 'We Didnt Start the Fire'. There will be marriage.