Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
- I know exactly why I am on this planet and what my life's work
- I am thoroughly pursuing the above on a daily basis.
- I am loyal to a fault.
- I have also dispensed with all the fun and games.
- I am funnier than your ex. And I have a better tie collection.
And I smell better.
I coach football, work with kids, its why I am in CA, and it is my
Ladies, I would really like to meet you if the words "integrity",
"work-ethic", and "character" are adjectives you would humbly use
to describe yourself.
Now that the serious stuff is out of the way...
I once won an arm wrestling tournament to get custody of someone's
child! Is that hip enough?
No? OK, fine. But I did once trade cowboy boots for a guitar.
I am very confident, positive, ridiculous human being. My quirks
are endearing, deal with it.
I love Bruce Springsteen, Van Halen, getting better every day as a
person, organic food, spirituality, microbrews, non fiction, high
school football, bushido, and looking for good pizza.
I have a history degree and a poli sci degree, and I have stuff on
Basically, Im the Kris Kristofferson you've been looking for.
We are all a work in progress, forever. Would be cool to have
someone who is also working every day to be the best version of
themselves that they can be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I grew up in Western PA, moved to Texas for 7 years, and now I am
in LA as a stranger in a strange land.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing, being hilarious, going shopping for pizza, and having
my shit together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, dimples, luxurious hair, wit, and charm. SOUNDS LIKE A REAL
CATCH TO ME, LADIES.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
- Game of Thrones
- Check it Out
- Wonder Showzen
- Trailer Park Boys
- The Shield
- all of them?
- I, Claudius
- Last Boy Scout
- Over the Top
- Necessary Roughness
- In the Heart of the Sea
- Skeletons on the Zahara
- Friday Night Lights
- Lots of Vonnegut
- And biographies. Oh, the biographies.
I read a lot of coaching stuff.
I am very open to book recommendations, kids.
- Faith No More
- aforementioned Springsteen
- all the same indie crap you probably like
- Rolling Stones
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Great friends.
- Great family.
- Edmund Fitzgerald. The beer, not the song, or the shipwreck.
Although, the beer wouldnt exist without the shipwreck, so I am
thankful for the shipwreck
- Local pizza joints.
- Your love and affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For my next trick I may need a volunteer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on football stuff, watching Yacht Rock, maybe a drink with
coworkers/friends, or singing 'Dancing in the Dark' into people's
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Color me prejudiced, but I am never answering a message from
someone with the word "Creepshow" in their username. Sorry! Love
don't live here no more, I guess.
You are an appreciative girl who likes hyjinx, roadtrips, outer
space, compassion, trying new foods, and going new places. Someone
who's life is also challenging and optimistic.
Ladies who are passionate about helping people need to apply.
Or, I will trade all that if you know all the lyrics to 'We Didnt
Start the Fire'. There will be marriage. Or, gelato.
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