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CletusVanDamne

34 Valley Village, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chechen (Fluently), Slovak (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Quick Facts:
- I know exactly why I am on this planet and what my life's work is.
- I am thoroughly pursuing the above on a daily basis.
- I am loyal to a fault.
- I have also dispensed with all the fun and games.
- I am funnier than your ex. And I have a better tie collection. And I smell better.

I coach football, work with kids, its why I am in CA, and it is my life's work.

Ladies, I would really like to meet you if the words "integrity", "work-ethic", and "character" are adjectives you would humbly use to describe yourself.

Now that the serious stuff is out of the way...

I once won an arm wrestling tournament to get custody of someone's child! Is that hip enough?

No? OK, fine. But I did once trade cowboy boots for a guitar.

I am very confident, positive, ridiculous human being. My quirks are endearing, deal with it.

I love Bruce Springsteen, Van Halen, getting better every day as a person, organic food, spirituality, microbrews, non fiction, high school football, bushido, and looking for good pizza.

I have a history degree and a poli sci degree, and I have stuff on Amazon.

Basically, Im the Kris Kristofferson you've been looking for.

We are all a work in progress, forever. Would be cool to have someone who is also working every day to be the best version of themselves that they can be.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I grew up in Western PA, moved to Texas for 7 years, and now I am in LA as a stranger in a strange land.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Organizing, being hilarious, going shopping for pizza, and having my shit together.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Tall, dimples, luxurious hair, wit, and charm. SOUNDS LIKE A REAL CATCH TO ME, LADIES.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV
- Game of Thrones
- Check it Out
- Seinfeld
- Wonder Showzen
- Trailer Park Boys
- Squidbillies
- The Shield

MOVIES
- all of them?
- Heat
- Rushmore
- I, Claudius
- Last Boy Scout
- Over the Top
- Stripes
- Necessary Roughness

BOOKS
- In the Heart of the Sea
- Skeletons on the Zahara
- Friday Night Lights
- Lots of Vonnegut
- And biographies. Oh, the biographies.

I read a lot of coaching stuff.

I am very open to book recommendations, kids.

MUSIC
- Faith No More
- aforementioned Springsteen
- all the same indie crap you probably like
- Rolling Stones
- Wintersleep
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Great friends.
- Great family.
- Vodka.
- Edmund Fitzgerald. The beer, not the song, or the shipwreck. Although, the beer wouldnt exist without the shipwreck, so I am thankful for the shipwreck
- Local pizza joints.
- Your love and affection.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
For my next trick I may need a volunteer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working on football stuff, watching Yacht Rock, maybe a drink with coworkers/friends, or singing 'Dancing in the Dark' into people's voicemails.
You should message me if
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Color me prejudiced, but I am never answering a message from someone with the word "Creepshow" in their username. Sorry! Love don't live here no more, I guess.

Otherwise...

You are an appreciative girl who likes hyjinx, roadtrips, outer space, compassion, trying new foods, and going new places. Someone who's life is also challenging and optimistic.

Ladies who are passionate about helping people need to apply.

Or, I will trade all that if you know all the lyrics to 'We Didnt Start the Fire'. There will be marriage. Or, gelato.