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CleverPunName

33 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm back in St. Louis and settled down after a couple of years in Los Angeles.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently, I work for a small company that sells electronics doing general Web stuff, such as copywriting and social media marketing. It is JUST AS EXCITING AS IT SOUNDS. A few months ago, I bought a house in Dogtown, which makes me feel like a grown-up.
I’m really good at
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Bad puns. Boring corporate writing. Putting the needle on the record so it doesn't bounce, right at the beginning of the song. Walking leisurely.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My face turns bright red at the first hint of wind or heat. Therefore, I always look embarrassed, even though I'm not. Most of the time, anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: James M. Cain, James Ellroy, James Wright, George Saunders, Roald Dahl, Richard Price, Homer, Bill Shakespeare. I also read lots of non-fiction about music and sports.

Movies: All-time favorites are Ghost World, Election, Pulp Fiction, Mulholland Drive, Tim Burton's Batman, Sunset Boulevard. I watch zillions of old movies on TCM, and my filmmaking hero is Billy Wilder.

Shows: Currently on: Justified and Breaking Bad. Old faves: The Sopranos, the Wire, Deadwood, the Shield, and often you can find me watching reruns of Roseanne.

Music: Rock and roll, punk, hardcore, metal, hip-hop, and old-timey country. Too much to list every favorite, so I'll do an alphabetical list, one from each letter, because I used to work in a library and ever since that's how I organize everything: At the Drive-In, Beatles, Nick Cave, Dead Kennedys, Roky Erickson, Fugazi, Geto Boys, Husker Du, The International Noise Conspiracy, Jay-Z, the Knife, Love, Morrissey (we'll throw the Smiths in here too), Naked Raygun, Operation Ivy, Elvis Presley, Queens of the Stone Age, the Rolling Stones, Slayer, Three-6-Mafia, The Urge (cuz St. Louis), Wu-Tang Clan, X, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Frank Zappa.

Food: I'll eat just about anything, but I could probably eat Chinese food everyday if pressed to. Also enjoy Thai and sushi quite a bit. And I will eat me some Buffalo wings.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next step in my life, whatever that is. I don't know yet; that's why I'm thinking so much about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Winding down from the work week. Hanging out with friends or on my own. If on my own, reading or writing.
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you think we'd be a good match.

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