Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Aaron. If my life was a game of Jeopardy!, my seven dream
categories would be:
-Short-Lived 90's Sci-Fi Series
-Terrible Internet Subcultures
What I’m doing with my life
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I help make software for home care and hospice agencies, which
feels (and pays) better than making reports for call centers
In my spare time, I enjoy games (board and video), good beer,
riding my bike, wandering around the Highlands, and trying to avoid
being like other people that I can't stand who do those
Also laundry. Always there is laundry.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Retaining trivial knowledge, Jokes that nobody else gets, Dr.
Mario, pun duels with coworkers, and simultaneously over- and
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am fairly tall. It has been brought to my attention that I can be
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I decided that lists are boring, so I'm going to give one favorite
for each and why.
Book: Snow Crash
Things I love: 20XX as imagined in 19XX, big dumb adventures,
See also: rekall.tumblr.com
Likewise 1995 as imagined in also 1995. Normally computer things
being handled badly bothers me, but this manages transcend its
Show: The Chris Gethard Show
Cult public access comedy. Picking a random episode, you might get
a touching discussion about depression, or you might get 10 minutes
of the audience chanting "Eat More Butts".
Music: Bomb The Music Industry!
Love some DIY punk. Also runs an emotional gamut, but with less
comedy and more guitars.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't think I'll ever know for sure, but here's some things I'd
miss a lot:
A place to relax by myself.
Constant internet access (at least not for long).
Honey Nut Cheerios.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting back on the bike.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Questing for the Holy Grale.
You should message me if
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Let's start a conversation about anything.
I really would like to make some new friends if nothing else.
When you message me, please try to do better than "Hey".
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