Physicist, Prankster, Professional Cat-Remover.
Fortunes read, mysteries solved, boredom cured.
Prices range from three packets of fire sauce for minor consultations to seven packets of granulated sugar for day-long adventures.
I'm quirky and weird and honest and crazy. I like to hang out with people who are creative and active.
I don't do dates; I have adventures. Sidewalk chalk art, costumes, vertical nighthiking, and street theater are my domains. If it's exciting, weird, or involves being underwater, I'm in.
I make all kinds of video games:
I am a desperate man, with a hostage, and so, click, or BAM!