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29 M New Orleans, LA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Indonesian (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Chinese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Rosstin Murphy, Gentleman Adventurer
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Physicist, Prankster, Professional Cat-Remover.
Fortunes read, mysteries solved, boredom cured.
Apply within.

Prices range from three packets of fire sauce for minor consultations to seven packets of granulated sugar for day-long adventures.

I'm quirky and weird and honest and crazy. I like to hang out with people who are creative and active.

I don't do dates; I have adventures. Sidewalk chalk art, costumes, vertical nighthiking, and street theater are my domains. If it's exciting, weird, or involves being underwater, I'm in.

I'm a game developer by trade. This is my portfolio: http://Rosstin.WordPress.com

Right now I'm developing 3 games. "Rex Rocket" is a run-and-gun, a sort of cross between Mega Man and Metroid. It just came out! Buy it on Steam! "Queen At Arms" is a visual novel about a young girl who commands a medieval army. It Kickstarts on August 15th! Most recently I joined the "Road Redemption" team, and we got reviewed by PewDiePie! Google them! They're fun!

Game Dev is my life these days. By day, I develop games. By night, I develop games. It's basically a lot of coding, team management, and hard work.

I am a desperate man, with a hostage, and so, click, or BAM!
What I’m doing with my life
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I got back from a 2-year service with the Peace Corps in China in 2011. 我很想美国! 我的心飞扬!

I just finished a Masters in Information Systems at Carnegie Mellon, and am now a Game Designer!

I'm looking for a partner to live with and do art projects together with. If your idea of romance is reading in bed, drawing eachother, using the same typewriter, and dressing up in period costumes, then you may enjoy my company.

I like: writing, claymation, photography, singing, game design, illustrating children's books, digital painting, Letraset pens, rotoscoping... anything creative.
You should message me if
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You. Are. Weird.

You know who you are.

I'm interested in meeting:

-Anyone with an unending font of manic energy!
I never run out of energy or creative ideas. If I could meet someone to match my insatiable appetite for activity and adventure, it would be pretty badass. Just think of all the trouble we could cause! If you think you're a match for me, bring it on.

-A fellow prankster. I LOVE pranks. If you share this passion, we should get together and come up with some evil schemes. I'm ruthless when it comes to practical jokes. I'll embarrass myself on camera, spend inordinate amounts of time on elaborate plans, and invent arcane devices in order to create and film a good prank. On my practical joke resume- dropping engagement rings into champagne at restaurants, staging a musical in the quad, having a (fake) messy breakup on BART.

-An exercise partner, someone who enjoys working out, running, hiking, surfing, or doing other aerobic activities regularly. Maybe we can make a regular thing of morning runs or boogie boarding.

-A platonic cuddle-buddy. Someone to chill and play videogames with.

Normally I'm pretty active on here, but lately 100% of my time is spent on game development, and I haven't been messaging anyone. Basically, if you're interested, message me and don't be shy, take initiative.