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Clickpancakes

29 M Salem, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:15am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.77m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Unemployed
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I see myself as a philosopher, albeit an amateur one. I want to find what is correct and true, regardless of where my investigations might lead me. I believe that only by understanding ones place in the universe can one find ones own identity.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm tying up the loose ends to become a certified phlebotomist, and I'm also on the ever-so-cliche journey of "finding myself".
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Psychology, graphology (Google it) and memorizing anything that interests me. A trivial, peculiar talent of mine is that I can untie knots with extraordinary speed and ease.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my eyebrows (eat your heart out, Brezhnev).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Original Illustrated Sherlock Holmes
Movies: Pretty much any slasher film- (e.g. Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer) I'm also a fan of slapstick comedy, particularly the Three Stooges.
TV: Criminal Minds, Lie to Me, 1960's sitcoms
Music: Metal, Gangsta Rap, Pop, Classical, Rockabilly
Food: Chocolate Bars and Cola
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Familiar surroundings, a familiar routine, orgasms, junk food, my parents and above all, truth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sex, food, music and horror movies
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On my computer
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a virgin.
You should message me if
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You find me interesting or if you are simply bored and can't think of anything else to do.