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31 Cincinnati, OH Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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My details

Last online
Sep 10
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Average build
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Just to be clear, my username is not my actual name, it is the name I had on my first fake ID when I was in high school.

Speaking of school, this part of the profile is like when a professor asks you to stand up and say your name and one interesting thing about yourself. Whenever I was in such a situation, I would choose one of the following:

A. I lived in Las Vegas for a year.
B. I got hit by a car once when I was in high school.
C. I was on the Judge Judy show as a defendant in 2006.

All three of these have pretty good stories attached to them, and you can hear them if you like, but I prefer to wait until I've actually met people to tell them, because I don't like using up all of my good stories on the Internet.

Some things about me:

I have extremely strong, totally rigid opinions about things that aren't important (music, television, sports). I have flexible, evolving opinions about things that are important (relationships, life choices, personal philosophy).

I really like people that have opinions about everything. And I like hearing about them.

I haven't made the switch to e-books. I'm still on paper. I buy more books than I read.
What I’m doing with my life
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I moved to Cincinnati for a job last summer and I really like it here! From my limited experience, Cincinnati is a very underrated town.

On the down side, your chili is gross. I'm sorry, but it's true. I've gone back and forth on it a couple of times, but I'm out. No good.

I am notoriously bad with money so I made a New Year's resolution to institute a budget this year and keep track of every cent that I spend in hopes of being able to save more. Unfortunately, instead of resulting in me spending less money, I have ended up spending just as much money, but feeling really bad about it. Accordingly, I've decided to abandon the practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Opening Capri-Suns from the top or bottom, Simpsons trivia, and using Oxford commas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no idea. Let me know when you meet me.

My eyebrows maybe? They're fairly expressive (see photos). I feel like my face would be nothing without them. But I guess you could probably say that about anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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My favorite book is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

My favorite movie is Vanilla Sky.

My favorite TV show is Lost.

My favorite band is The Flaming Lips.

My favorite food is pizza from this place called Little Italy in Athens, Georgia.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know, but here are six things I could do without:

Snow globes, fax machines, player pianos, shoe horns, button-fly pants, and geodes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to keep my Friday nights as atypical as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Since I've joined this I've spent more time looking at my profile than other people's. I'm not sure if this is a sign of vanity or self-consciousness. Probably both.
You should message me if
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You like the song One More Night by Phil Collins.