Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Just to be clear, my username is not my actual name, it is the name
I had on my first fake ID when I was in high school.
Speaking of school, this part of the profile is like when a
professor asks you to stand up and say your name and one
interesting thing about yourself. Whenever I was in such a
situation, I would choose one of the following:
A. I lived in Las Vegas for a year.
B. I got hit by a car once when I was in high school.
C. I was on the Judge Judy show as a defendant in 2006.
All three of these have pretty good stories attached to them, and
you can hear them if you like, but I prefer to wait until I've
actually met people to tell them, because I don't like using up all
of my good stories on the Internet.
Some things about me:
I have extremely strong, totally rigid opinions about things that
aren't important (music, television, sports). I have flexible,
evolving opinions about things that are important (relationships,
life choices, personal philosophy).
I really like people that have opinions about everything. And I
like hearing about them.
I haven't made the switch to e-books. I'm still on paper. I buy
more books than I read.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to Cincinnati for a job last summer and I really like it
here! From my limited experience, Cincinnati is a very underrated
On the down side, your chili is gross. I'm sorry, but it's true.
I've gone back and forth on it a couple of times, but I'm out. No
I am notoriously bad with money so I made a New Year's resolution
to institute a budget this year and keep track of every cent that I
spend in hopes of being able to save more. Unfortunately, instead
of resulting in me spending less money, I have ended up spending
just as much money, but feeling really bad about it. Accordingly,
I've decided to abandon the practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
from the top or bottom,
and using Oxford
I think I'm good at writing, but I'm not totally sure. People have
told me I am and I have been paid to do it by two separate
organizations, but not "paid" in the sense that it could've come
close to being my only job. It's a hobby.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea. Let me know when you meet me.
My eyebrows maybe? They're fairly expressive (see photos). I feel
like my face would be nothing without them. But I guess you could
probably say that about anyone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book is The
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
My favorite movie is Vanilla Sky
My favorite TV show is Lost
My favorite band is The Flaming Lips
My favorite food is pizza from this place called Little Italy in
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I don't know, but here are six things I could do without:
Snow globes, fax machines, player pianos, shoe horns, button-fly
pants, and geodes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I try to keep my Friday nights as atypical as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Since I've joined this I've spent more time looking at my profile
than other people's. I'm not sure if this is a sign of vanity or
self-consciousness. Probably both.
You should message me if
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You like the song One More Night by Phil Collins.
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