Or, after a few drinks, "I'M NATHAN AND I LIKE WARM HUGS!" Not that I have a carrot for a nose or anything, because that would be weird.
Oh, you need more details? Fine. I suppose the vital stats go along the lines of: Generally self-sufficient tech/gaming geek transplant from the Chicago area with a heavy interest in comedy, sightseeing, bad puns, social politics, and lasagna. Atheist, socialist, feminist, secular humanist, and dabbling roboticist. Consistently hovering around 30/70 between extro- and introversion.
Seeking: a meaningful relationship in various degrees of seriousness with someone who can geek out over any of the above, or over different subjects entirely. I suppose, historically, I'm a serial monogamist, but I also have no experience with anything else - in the pursuit of a well-lived life, I am more than happy to discuss open relationships with the right people. Generally speaking, looking for people who are sick to death of the Seattle Freeze as I am, and would like to break through it for at least a little while.
My heroes include George Carlin, Banksy, Edward Snowden, Bill Nye, Elizabeth Warren, and the Swedish Chef. I try to check my privilege on a regular basis and would be seriously tempted to molotov the Koch Brothers if the opportunity presented itself.
Also, the whole reading profiles and swapping messages is nice, but gets boring fast, to say nothing of demoralizing. I far prefer getting to know someone face to face. You like hanging out at a particular coffee shop, library, or museum? Do they even have speakeasies anymore? Let's go there instead!