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37 Venice, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:30am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This account's inbox just got filled up, so it was more efficient to simply create a new one and pay to receive up to 5,000 messages on that one: Loves2Floss. I'm currently in San Diego, but can work, live and play anywhere. Therefore, if you're open-minded, please visit my other profile right now and send me a quick message there to get my attention.

Headline: "Possibly The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (Today) or You're Buying Dinner"

Wouldn't you just love to finally meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on! - Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of planet Earth! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, like to eat healthy, call yourself a foodie because you eat food, love laughing, like staying in AND going out, love traveling AND staying home, enjoy taking advantage of everything life AND/OR the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down AND standing up, are tired of the bar scene, really enjoy breathing oxygen and have always wanted to date an author, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.

Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some unknown entrepreneur. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?! That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal welfare (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego since 2002 and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?

Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping 2 million people (okay, two dozen) make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman. Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate one who is affectionate, generous and thoughtful. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore Balboa Park with him for an hour. Sure, that'll be fine, too.

And if you act now, you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him right now and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:

(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Currently Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"

Kidding! That's just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if it works, okay?

But wait, there's more!
- His shirtless photos are only available by request. Sorry not to disappoint you.
- He's open to both short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever date him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!
- If you're insecure, emotionally unavailable or immature, seeking perfection or living in the past, his team of therapists would love to meet you, too!

Write him right now. With millions of women online, it might take him years before finding or even viewing your profile. Therefore, why not radically increase the probability of meeting him in real life by contacting him right now?

You should also message him if you crave any of these: care, courage, curiosity, courtesy, creativity, chemistry, connection, cooperation, compassion, compromise, compatibility, consideration, consciousness and communication.

You should NOT message him if... Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
is exploring love, relationships and communication.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is the box of kittens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Five Love Languages
Movie: Forks Over Knives
Show: Family Guy, Gotham
Beats: Everything and esp. musicals and movie soundtracks
Eats: Anything cruelty-free, plant-based or vegan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
is pleasure, passion, purpose, patience, paradise and peace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
romance, passion and communication.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
preparing either an Italian, Thai or Indian, cruelty-free, plant-based or vegan cuisine dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm completely drug and disease-free.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you haven't heard from me... With millions of single women online, it might take me a few years before finding or even viewing your profile. Therefore, why not radically increase the probability of us meeting in real life by contacting me right now? Do it now. Do it for us.

You should also message me if you crave any of these: care, courage, curiosity, courtesy, creativity, chemistry, connection, cooperation, compassion, compromise, compatibility, consideration, consciousness and communication.

You should NOT message me if... Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?