Headline: "The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (Today) or You're Buying Dinner"
Wouldn't you just love to finally meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on! - Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of Earth! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, like to eat healthy, consider yourself a foodie simply because you love eating, love laughing, like staying in AND going out, love traveling AND staying home, enjoy taking advantage of everything life or the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down AND standing up, really enjoy breathing oxygen, think some men need not apply on here and list what you're not looking for on your dating profile, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.
Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some unknown speaker and author. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?! That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal rights (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego for 12 years and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 90 or 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?
Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping millions of people (okay, just 17) make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and finally qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman. Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate one who is affectionate, passionate and sensual. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore that big beautiful park down the road with him for an hour. Sure, that'll be fine, too.
And if you act now you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him today and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:
(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Currently Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"
Kidding! That's just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if it works, okay?
But wait, there's more!
- His shirtless photos are available by request only. Sorry not to disappoint you.
- He's open to short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever date him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!
- If you're insecure, emotionally unavailable, emotionally immature, seeking perfection or living in the past, his team of therapists would love to meet you, too!