SHORT, SERIOUS INTRO
Wanted: A profound connection with a woman. Short-term or long-term; for now or forever, experiencing pure and raw intimacy and love. Intellectual, emotional, physical and creative intimacy. Devotion, admiration and appreciation shared between two conscious, present and kind people. Seriously. I mean it.
THE ENTERTAINING INTRO
Disclaimer: I am not always this entertaining in person. This profile was simply written to get your attention, possibly keep your attention and hopefully become unforgettable amongst the millions of profiles online. If we're fortunate enough to meet each other offline, you'll find out why I've never had a bad first date.
"The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (or You're Buying Dinner)"
Do you want to meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on!
Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of America! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, consider yourself a foodie because you love eating food, love laughing, like staying in and going out, love traveling, enjoy taking advantage of everything life or the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down and standing up, really enjoy breathing oxygen and think some men need not apply on here, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.
Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some author and professional speaker. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?!
That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal welfare (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego for 11 years and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 90 or 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?
Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping millions (okay, dozens) of people make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and finally qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman.
Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate woman who is affectionate, patient and understanding. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore Central Park with him. That'll be fine, too.
And if you act now you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him today and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:
(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"
Just kidding, this is simply just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if works, okay?
PS: He's open to short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever marry him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!