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36 Venice, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–39
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:41pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Update: This account's inbox got filled up, so I created a new one: Loves2Floss I'm currently based in San Diego, but can work, live and play anywhere. Therefore, if you're open-minded, please visit my active profile right now and send me a quick message to get my attention.

Title: "The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (Today) or You're Buying Dinner"

So, wouldn't you like to meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on! - Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of Earth! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, like to eat healthy, consider yourself a foodie because you love eating food, love laughing, like staying in and going out, love traveling and staying home, enjoy taking advantage of everything life or the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down and standing up, really enjoy breathing oxygen, think some men need not apply on here and list what you're not looking for on your dating profile, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.

Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some unknown speaker and author. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?! That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal welfare (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego for 12 years and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 90 or 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?

Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping millions of people (okay, just 17) make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and finally qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman. Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate one who is affectionate, passionate and sensual. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore that big beautiful park down the road with him for an hour. Sure, that'll be fine, too.

And if you act now you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him today and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:

(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Currently Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"

Kidding! That's just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if it works, okay?

But wait, there's more!
- His unwelcome, shirtless photos are available by request only. Sorry not to disappoint you.
- He's open to short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever date him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!
- If you're emotionally unavailable, emotionally immature, seeking perfection or living in the past, his team of therapists would love to meet you, too!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
is exploring love, relationships and communication.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
using my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is the box of kittens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: The Five Love Languages
Movie: Forks Over Knives
Show: Quickdraw
Beats: Everything
Eats: Anything cruelty-free, plant-based or vegan.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
is pleasure, passion, purpose, patience, paradise and peace.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
romance, passion and communication.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
preparing either an Italian, Thai or Indian, cruelty-free, plant-based or vegan cuisine dinner.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is that I'm completely drug and disease-free.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you haven't heard from me... With millions of single women online, it might take me a few years before finding or even viewing your profile. Therefore, why not radically increase the probability of us meeting in real life by contacting me right now? Do it now. Do it for us.

You should also message me if you crave any of these: care, courage, curiosity, courtesy, creativity, chemistry, connection, cooperation, compassion, compromise, compatibility, consideration, consciousness and communication.

You should NOT message me if... Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?