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ClothingSale

36 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:54pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Hey you... This account's inbox got filled pretty quickly, so I created a new one: Loves2Floss I'm currently based in San Diego, and can work, live and play anywhere, so if you're open-minded (or desparate), visit my new profile right now and send me a quick message. Fun Fact: I arrive at PDX this Saturday!

The Best Dating Profile You'll Ever Read (Today) or You're Buying Dinner

Want to meet an unusually honest, relatively happy and supposedly accomplished man who respects women, adores animals and cares about the planet? If so, read on! - Attention single, kind, caring and compassionate women of Earth! If you are fun-loving, laid back, down-to-earth, drama free, love life, like your friends, love your family, like to eat healthy, consider yourself a foodie because you love eating food, love laughing, like staying in and going out, love traveling and staying home, enjoy taking advantage of everything life or the city has to offer, are interested in trying new restaurants, seeking a partner in crime, work hard and play hard, like sitting down and standing up, really enjoy breathing oxygen, think some men need not apply on here and list what you're not looking for on your dating profile, then you might just eventually learn to love him, too.

Imagine dating a man whose health is his #1 priority and who should have been a comedian and psychologist rather than just some unknown speaker and author. Now, imagine investing your precious time with that very same person. What a guy, right?!

That guy is passionate about healthful, delicious, cruelty-free and plant-based nutrition (vegan food!), creativity (design and music!) and animal welfare (every species has the right to vote and marry!). Now, imagine that while this very same man was born and raised in Northern NJ (10 minutes outside of NYC), he's lived in San Diego for 12 years and loves the weather, beaches and lifestyle so much that he intends to live there for at least the next 90 or 100 years. Who wouldn't want to date such a guy?

Thousands. Literally, thousands of women wouldn't want to date such a guy, but you may, right? Right. Look, after years of focusing on his career and helping millions of people (okay, just 17) make better decisions and build long-term relationships, he's now available, interested and finally qualified to meet, date and possibly fall in love with a very special woman.

Just what kind of woman, you ask? A conscious, kind and compassionate one who is affectionate, patient and understanding. A woman who is interested in exploring and evolving emotionally, intellectually, personally, physically and professionally... or at the very least, a woman who's just available to explore that big beautiful park down the road with him for an hour. That'll be fine, too.

And if you act now you'll get a free gift (the best kind). Write him today and you'll receive your choice of a bonus email. You can choose from:
(a) "10 Reasons Why He's Currently Single"
(b) "10 Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date Him"
(c) "10 Reasons Why You're Going to Love Dating Him"

Kidding! That's just a ploy to get you to write him. Let him know if works, okay?

Notes:
- Unwanted, shirtless photos of him are available by request only. Sorry not to disappoint you.
- He's open to short-term and long-term dating, so if you would never, ever date him even if he was the last man on Earth, he would still love to meet you!
- If you're emotionally immature, passive aggressive, insecure, bitter, cold, critical, cruel, deceitful, desperate, demanding, delusional, distracted, difficult, toxic, seeking perfection or living in the past, his team of therapists would love to meet you, too!

Okay, so I'm not always this entertaining in person. However, if we're fortunate enough to meet each other offline, you'll find out why I've never had a bad first date.
What I’m doing with my life
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• resistance training and yoga lessons
• writing songs, singing and playing piano
• hosting events, writing jokes & photography
• running a business and leading a few social groups
• playing at the beach and getting weekly massages
• cooking and baking vegan lunches, dinners & desserts
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
• public speaking and providing valuable, thought-provoking and inspirational content
• making people laugh at me, themselves and other people
• helping others improve, expand and enjoy their lives and work
• building long-term relationships in a short-term world
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
is the box of kittens.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
BOOKS: "Mad Cowboy: Plain Truth from the Cattle Rancher Who Won't Eat Meat", "Diet for a New America" and "The Five Love Languages"

FILMS: Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead; Forks Over Knives; Food, Inc.

TV: Family Guy and Mad Men

MUSIC: Dark musicals and film soundtracks

FOOD: Everything that's cruelty-free. Love Thai and Indian food. Vegan desserts rock!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
• pleasure
• passion
• purpose
• patience
• paradise
• peace
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
• why I spend so much time thinking
• communication, relationships and behavior
• health and wellness, avoiding disease, preventing pain and extending my lifespan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
telling my mother that I'm doing something unforgettable with you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
• I'm completely drug and disease-free
• Our first kiss will be awkward because you'll be making the first move.
• I sometimes imagine that my tofu is mozzarella cheese and that my six-pack is a beer belly
• My siblings and I were raised Jewish, but our family never talked about religion, god and coincidentally, we were all atheists. (I'm the grandson of a rabbi, too. Yikes!)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you haven't heard from me. Please understand that with millions of single women online, it might take me a few years before finding or even viewing your profile. Therefore, why not radically increase the probability of us meeting in real life by contacting me right now? Do it now. Do it for us.

You should message me if you crave any of these:
• care
• courage
• curiosity
• courtesy
• creativity
• chemistry
• connection
• cooperation
• compassion
• compromise
• compatibility
• consideration
• consciousness
• communication

You should NOT message me if...

Just kidding. Who goes to a restaurant and tells the server what they don't want?