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Clown_Shoes

35 M Seattle, WA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I would say that I am practical laced with streaks of romance. I am creative, artistic, clever, logical and my soul is deep. I am self aware and uninhibited; spontaneous and passionate.

I am able to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously and I love sarcasm and dark humor.

I am the rebel, the intellectual and the humorist.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am looking to meet new and exciting people who are physically and emotionally available to reach some degree of intimacy; a greater common understanding.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Finding new music, active listening, making people laugh, learning from my mistakes and beating people at various board games.

I also enjoy kicking a soccer ball around, preferably into the opposing team's net.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They notice my zest for life, inviting aura, boyish charm and razor sharp wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am most curious, what have you been listening to lately?

My list begins with the following:

Deafheaven
Phosphorescent
Bill Callahan
Iceage
Wild Beasts
Drake
St. Vincent
Haim
Vampire Weekend
Sun Kil Moon
The War on Drugs
Real Estate
Swans
Kanye West
Burial
Beyonce
Arcade Fire
Cloud Nothings
Ought
The National

Most of my choices tend to gravitate towards discovering new ideas, strategies and different ways of understanding behavior. I have been reading a lot of non-fiction lately, mostly about probability, economics, statistics and maths.

In the fiction realm, I recently enjoyed all three billion pages of A Song of Ice and Fire and it never hurts to sprinkle in a pinch of dark satire now and again.

It would be great to meet someone who appreciates the intellectual side of entertainment and wants to introduce and discover more.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
humor, challenge, knowledge, imagination, friendship and a lovely lady to share the experience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...various forms of entertainment including what to read/listen/watch/play next and of course, meeting someone great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Looking to laugh and have some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am able to divide by zero.
You should message me if
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...you would like to meet a great guy.