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Clown_Shoes

34 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I would say that I am practical laced with streaks of romance. I am creative, artistic, clever, logical and my soul is deep. I am self aware and uninhibited; spontaneous and passionate. I am able to laugh at myself and not take myself too seriously and I love sarcasm and dark humor.

I am the rebel, the intellectual and the humorist.
What I’m doing with my life
I am looking to meet new and exciting people who are physically and emotionally available to reach some degree of intimacy; a greater common understanding.
I’m really good at
Finding new music, active listening, making people laugh, learning from my mistakes and beating people at various board games; I have been playing a lot of net runner lately.

I also enjoy kicking a soccer ball around, preferably into the opposing team's goal and I run on a daily basis.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice my zest for life, inviting aura, boyish charm and razor sharp wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Artists that have gotten a lot of play lately with me:

Deafheaven
Phosphorescent
Arcade Fire
Bill Callahan
Iceage
Danny Brown
Drake
Baths
The National
Vampire Weekend
Sun kil moon
Rhye
Daft Punk
Chance The Rapper
Majical Cloudz
Kanye West
Burial
The six things I could never do without
humor, challenge, knowledge, imagination, friendship and a lovely lady to share the experience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...various forms of entertainment including what to read/listen/watch/play next and of course, meeting someone great.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking to laugh and have some fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am able to divide by zero.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you would like to meet a great guy.

...you can guess what the mean cow says.