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Cluelessasaurus

25 M Allison Park, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a 23 year old dude wandering aimlessly and blissfully through my youth.

At this juncture, I am most interested in making my life as interesting as possible. To that end, I'm always down for just about anything. "Wanna drive to Long Island for no reason?" says a friend. "Fuck yeah I do," I respond. "Hey I know its three in the morning but you wanna go running through the park?" another friend asks. "Why the hell not," I say. "Hey, wanna come get your ass kicked in Jeopardy by Watson, that IBM supercomputer?" someone else queries. "Abso-(infixed expletive deleted)-lutely."

I DO NOT like to just accept my world as is without analyzing why it is such. I enjoy any conversation which broadens my understanding. (If you think I'm full of shit and everybody likes to think they're perceptive, see the "things I think about" section.) I could win prizes at over-analyzing stuff.

I'm told that I have extremely good prospects as I'm allegedly verifiably intelligent. As the years wear on I become more and more mystified by this assessment.

I self-identify as a nerd, and on a scale where 1 is "briefly into Dragonball Z in sixth grade" and 10 is "Live action roleplaying guru," I'd say I rank around a 7-8. To give you an idea; I play a lot of videogames, know way too god damn much about Star Wars, have played D&D and similar games multiple times, and have played on collegiate-level competitive trivia teams. I have NEVER dressed up in costume for anything, paid more than $10 for anything that could be considered a collectible, and I don't speak nor attempt to speak Japanese. So yeah, that's what I mean by 7-8.

Hopefully this paints a decent enough picture
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Half-heartedly job searching. Quarter-heartedly considering whether I think post-graduate education is worth the money. Wholeheartedly enjoying my time on this earth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
....getting good at things to the point where I can only improve by actually putting in effort, then quitting.

Memorizing useless information. Semi-good at competing with other people about how much useless trivia.

Laser tag. Competitively. (Don't judge me)

Playing videogames.

Fixing shit via the cheapest means possible; computers, cars, fractured psyches, whatever.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no clue. My friendships tend to develop slowly and I feel like people often have a more fully-formed, gestalt conception of me before they're close enough to me that they'd feel comfortable telling me. And by that point they've forgotten. I understand that this was not a useful answer.

I do my best to buck this trend on this site.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
*I could go all day if I don't take the word "favorite" seriously enough, so pardon the sparseness of it all.

Books: House of Leaves, Snow Crash, Ender's Game.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, Children of Men, Pulp Fiction, The Good the Bad and the Ugly.

TV: Futurama, Home Movies.

Music: Beck, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, AIR, Why!, Fleet Foxes, The Flaming Lips, The Black Angels, Gorillaz, and all other classic rock except for Genesis and Bruce Springsteen. (Since you're probably from Pittsburgh, basically anything that isn't country or played on 96.1) Also, I've noticed a strong correlation between liking songs and the amount of instruments they use uncommon to your typical modern band. IE, sitars, harps, horns, violins, etc. . Perhaps concomitantly I also seem to like most music that could be described as genre-mashing.

Food: Anything with a good price to hunger-fulfillment ratio.

*Hardly a comprehensive list but it DOES get the idea across.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
*Using stuff immediately after it comes out of the drier

*Coke (a-cola....)

*Fleece blankets

That's it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Um...rather than answering this in a general way, here are some things Ive had discussions about in the last several days at time of writing. Expect a lot of this type of ridiculousness.

*How much of the sum total of all human capital throughout history has been shunted to useless, or worse, negative things? What if every dollar that has ever been spent on jewelry, expensive wine, luxury cars, antique furniture, etc. had been spent on advancing the general well-being of humanity and collective knowledge. What would the world look like?

* Why in the Matrix Trilogy is it never explicitly shown that the Matrix depicts an analogue of the world we know? For instance, all street names, identifying geographical features, etc, are generic and give no indication of a sense of place within the Matrix. Accepting the idea that the world is meant to feel alien and artificially constructed to the viewer, (no, it's not lost on me that it's tinted green) going too far with this theme severely undercuts whatever philosophical questions the movie brings up about the nature of reality, something many consider its strong suit.

* Why do people like the book form of a story better than the movie? First, people conflate the sense of accomplishment they get from having completed a book (a significant time and effort investment) with the book actually having been "good." No such feeling exists with a movie which is only typically two hours of time and no effort to speak of beyond staying awake. Second, the world they create in their mind's eye while reading the book is almost invariably different from the one depicted in the movie, and consequently, disappointing. Special caveat, people also like the book better than the movie even when they read the book after the movie because if they bothered to read the book after seeing the movie, they probably liked that god damn movie a lot. The book fleshes out that story which they are already interested in even more.

* (In response to finding out that the electoral college representative of Washington DC abstained from submitting their vote in the 2004 election) Why does no one remember the popular media finding it odd on election night that the District of Columbia only submitted 2 instead of 3 electoral votes? After all, DC is one of the first "states" to finish polling and the odd result would still have been relevant at that point in the night. Even if it hadn't, you'd still think it would make for commercially viable media coverage (however brief) f the electoral college.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
430-930: Delivering pizzas, in basement of pizza shop reading.

930-1000: Gathering a posse.

1000-1230: Laser Tag, pool, abusing the concept of free refills at Denny's with said posse, playing videogames when posse summoning fails.

1230-300: Still at Denny's pounding Cokes with said party, videogames, reddit, wikidrifting.

300-400: Reading a book or watching my nightly episode of Adventure Time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like Hall and Oates and The Beegees. That's right.
You should message me if
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For any reason, but especially if you're serious about meeting someone on here and not just messaging for fun or kicks. I promise I will respond to you even if you're not, (I'm happy to humor you) but I have to say I can't really have a very long non-substantive conversation with someone before I start getting bored.

As a side note, I find it statistically hilarious that this section even appears on males' profiles.