So here's the dealio... I'm looking for friends. Male friends. I'm quirky, tall, a little awkward, sick-humored, indirect (at first), musically inclined - this means I listen to music every day and I'm extremely opinionated. Deal with it.
I'm from the southside so....yeah you know what that means. No, I do not have an eyebrow piercing.
I'm bookish and queer. I like using old-timey words that people in Britain might have said a century ago. One of my favorite short stories is "The Yellow Wallpaper" by Charlotte Perkins Gilman.
I will try to outwit you immediately. That is, if I'm not overcome by shyness or whatever. Sometimes embarrassing things happen while I'm on a date, such as anal leakage, and I try to play it cool.
I believe revenge is the sweetest joy next to gettin' pussy, as Tupac Shakur would say. I often think of new and delightful ways that I might seek revenge on someone I despise. Here is a short list:
1. Spontaneously Projectile Vomit in the middle of a conversation. Aim for the mouth
2. Feign Incontinence while over at their apartment and just piss all over their furniture. Apologize profusely - laugh on the inside.
3. Purchase some birds from a pet store and let them free inside someone's vehicle. Not only will they get birds flying in their face, but they might also sit in some poop...and this would be a good thing.