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Clutchtheburied

27 Oceanside, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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these are words that describe me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working non stop. When I do stop I binge watch things on netflix
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I don't really have any secret talents.
I can sleep like a champ though. I'm a media junkie too. TV, movies, music. It sometimes scares people when they find out some of the random information I retain.
Sometimes it scares me a bit too. I'm also surprisingly nimble. I may slip on ice but im not likely to actually hit the ground. its quite funny to see (or so I'm told.)
I also seem to be pretty good at making people laugh. Laughing is fun
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes I suppose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Music: i could go on for days about my music interests. I'm pretty much a jack of all trades when it comes to music I run the gamut on interest but I tend to gravitate toward metal and post rock. I have also come to terms with the fact that I am a music elitist
Between The Buried And Me,
Clutch
Baroness
The Ocean
Deftones
Black Dahlia Murder
Mastodon
Consider The Source
And So I Watch You From Afar
Fall Of Efrafa
Queens of The Stone Age
Russian Circles
Mariachi el Bronx/The Bronx
Buried Inside
Dethklok
Opeth
All Shall Perish
Tool
Amon Amarth
Ancestors
Kylesa
Black Dahlia Murder
Man Man
Spirits Of The Dead
Rush
Abraham
Graveyard
Kruger
Abraham
Agalloch
FAMILY
Intronaut
Mouth of The Architect
Scale the Summit
Anciients
Converge
Murder Construct
Cattle Decapitation
At War With Self
Devin Townsend Project
KEN Mode
ASG
Big Business
Wu-Tang Clan (of course)

Movies: same answer as above but im a huge horror movie junkie. I can never get enough of them.
Evil Dead (The Remake was not as bad as I expected also)
Dead Alive
All of The Living Dead movies(especially Return Of The Living Dead,basically any zombie movie will do though)
Ravenous
Three Kings
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Gutterballs
Feast
Freddy/Jason/Michael (the legends)
The Monster Squad
Severance
Doghouse
Murder Party
Fight Club
Choke
Bronson
Inception
Batman (all of them)
Fantastic Mr Fox
Goonies
Fright Night (1985) not the remake
Hobo With A Shotgun
God Bless America
Seven Psychopaths (one of the best movies i have seen in a while)
Dark City
The Serpent and The Rainbow
V/H/S 1&2

Books: Anything from Palahniuk, Klosterman, Vonnegut, King. I just finished The Zombie Guide and World War Z by Max Brooks, I'm now reading Watership Down by Richard Adams.

TV: South Park
The Walking Dead
Arrested Development
American Dad
Jon Benjamin Has a Van
Wilfred
Parks And Rec
Forensic Files
Adult Swim Shows
Dog Bites Man
The Increasingly Poor Decisions Of Todd Margaret
Home Movies
Always Sunny
PSYCH
Spartacus
True Blood
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Entourage
Weeds
Modern Family
Party Down (Ron Donald is one of the best characters ever)

Podcasts: How Did This Get Made? Comedy Bang Bang, Doug Loves Movies, The Cracked Podcast, You Made It Weird, WTF, Improv 4 Humans, The Pod F. Tompkast, the Monday morning podcast, the Joe Rogan experience.

I'm also a big sports fan. I follow as much as I can. Gotta love SportsCenter. Mets, Giants, Knicks, USA Soccer. Not Golf though. fuck golf.

this is a shortened list for the most part.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hot Sauce. Franks Red Hot will do just fine
IPOD
South Park (If you hate south park, I cannot imagine how we would get along)
Stand-Up Comedy
Tasty Beers
Horror Movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-Jokes. I would love to give stand-up a shot so I'm constantly working on jokes. I'm always looking to hear peoples opinions on my jokes.
-Why flying dog's "Raging Bitch" is not served in more bars.
-Words. I constantly over think words. Basically Why is a cow called a Cow and not called a Duck. The process of how words came to be interests me. nothing ever really comes of it. just a time killer
Why no good old school nickelodeon shows are on DVD (doug, are you afraid of the dark, HELL I'd even buy a Wild & Crazy Kids DVD.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Who knows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite my current leanings to Metal music. when I was in 7th grade me and a few friend formed a Rap group. We performed a few times and it was a lot of fun. I wont be giving out my Rap name on here though.
The garbage pail kids movie gave me nightmares... just the creepy "filthy phil" I don;t know why but I see it and it makes me uncomfortable.
I hate rap but if busta is playing I'm sold. dude is nuts.
I am an atheist
You should message me if
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I am looking for a real connection. I have had some fun. Now I want something serrious. We all want a happy ending right?