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28 Astoria, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24-45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 25
5' 5" (1.65m)
Body Type
Other but it’s not important
Working on Post grad
Might want kids
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I have a greater connection with the 80-year-old deaf-mute black man who sits outside of the corner store below my apartment than most people. Maybe because he's an angel.
I love to dance, sing and bring deep laughter and joy to all situations.
What I’m doing with my life
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I want to crack people up until they are unable to breathe. I want to touch people's hearts, heal their wounds and open them to their purest, most joyous selves. I'm working on becoming a spiritual Amazon woman of strength and calm!? Yeah BABY! Just meditating on the daily. Getting that warrior pose on. Stretching it out and working on finding so much internal joy that I'm able to just GIVE from the overflow! Performing and singing, improvising and loving, actin' and MACKIN', channeling characters I meet.
Always vacillating among the 13 thousand things I wish to master, but not yet sure which is the most important. Getting a masters in social work right now--holy balls. Intense.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. Letting go on the dance floor. Inspiring joy and love. Healing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My dimples, my laugh, my eyes, and my balls. I mean buttocks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Brothers Karamazov, The Idiot. (Dostoevsky is my home BOI.) The Sookie Stackhouse Series,
Eating Animals, The Golden Compass. The Giver, Oryx and Crake, Full Catastrophe Living

MOVIES: King's Speech, Best in Show, Good Will Hunting, Groundhog Day, Love Actually, Mary and Max, Creature Comforts, Ace Ventura, Philadelphia, Biloxi Blues, What about Bob?, Sleepless in Seattle, Con Air, Indiana Jones,

FOOD: Anything with sauce. Sweets. Cheesecake. A juicy burger. Consumption of food is a spiritual experience.

I was vegan for 8 months. Still conflicted morally because of my deep love of food, the Five Napkin Burger, and my desire to heal the planet.

Music: Luther Vandross, Teddy Pendergrass, Etta James, E-40, Nina Simone, Stan Getz, Diana Krall, Alison Krauss, Nat King Cole, Simon and Garfunkel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mom.
Fountain pens
My planner
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe and my role in it.
Subtle behaviors on the subway.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out dancing!
That's a lie. Wish I were doing that. Probably watching a Netflix romantic comedy...yeeahhhhh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I think I admit most things.
You should message me if
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If you like my profile.
(I'm not as severe as my main photo. Im just a forest nymph frolicking on the streets of life, and am open to connection with most people. )
Blessings to ye.