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CoachJoe3

31 M Berkeley, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:19am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm looking to meet someone to enjoy the simple things in life with, and someone who definitely doesn't take themselves too seriously, because I certainly don't. Someone who enjoys beers, beaches, bbq, baseball - I'm sure there are a few more enjoyable B's I'm leaving out.

I hang out with high-school kids quite a bit. They keep me fresh on styles and slang and such... They also drive my sense of humor somewhere towards the 16-year-old range.

Sometimes I wear Jordans to work to impress the kids (it works).

Dogs and cats alike always love me. I feel like you can tell a good person by how animals respond to them.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at a high school as the head lacrosse coach, as well as in the academic support department as a mentor/tutor/academic adviser/general ass kicker. I'm also the program director for a club lacrosse team, as well as an assistant coach for the Colombian Men's national team. My jobs completely consume me, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I LOVE what I do. Used to work a desk job and that was the pits.

I'm finding out that I have to severely curtail my swearing, as I work at a Catholic school. Shit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Motivating kids to do what's best for the team
BBQ'ing
making comments
MarioKart64 (Donkey Kong FTW)
eating too many cheese samples at Berkeley Bowl
Passing out on BART and waking up in Richmond at 1:30am
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got a donk and a fat lip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
So I don't have cable - and every time I watch "real" TV I remember why I don't - but when I do watch shows, I like: workaholics, adventure time, LOST, The League, 30 rock, the soup, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Archer, South Park, Simpsons, arrested development. Real Time with Bill Maher is great, but wow is that guy pompous. These should give you a pretty good insight into my sense of humor.

Random sampling of music I'm into:
Jay-Z, (old) Kanye, Talib Kweli, Ghostface, Outkast, Mac Dre, Too $hort, Lil Wayne, E-40, Iamsu!, Ratatat, Cold War Kids, Peter Bjorn and John, Black Keys, Alt-J, Arcade Fire, Beirut, Animal Collective, The Killers, The XX, Rage Against the Machine, Kid Cudi, Miike Snow, Passion Pit, Yeasayer, Sublime, RHCP, Pepper, Dr. Dog, Coconut Records, Two Door Cinema Club, Electric Guest

Some Movies I think are cool:
City of God, Se7en, Swingers, Casino, Dirty Work, Old School, Grandma's Boy (+1,000,000 points to you if you love this one like I do!), Silver Linings Playbook, Her, Big Lebowski...

Books -
Anything by Gladwell, Moneyball, Catcher in the Rye, Guns Germs Steel, Calvin and Hobbes (yes, that counts as a book)

Food -
We like that
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
49ers football
my brothers
my bro's
lacrosse
bourbon
sneakers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
t-shirts and sneakers taking up all my closet space

My man-crush on Jim Harbaugh

gameplanning
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
During the springtime Friday night is game day for me, so I will likely be at school/work concocting ways to ravage the opposition. My team is pretty nice like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lied to all you ugly white ladies - I didn't go to Africa, I was hiding in a warehouse in Queens watching vintage pornography!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you like cheeseburgers
you like beards
you can quote old simpsons episodes with stunning accuracy