Since I don’t yet know my audience, I’m going with an earnest tone for this profile. I’m quite witty once you get to know me, I promise.
I am a slightly shy extrovert. You’ll get my life story once I get the impression that you’d like to hear it. I will also listen intently to yours.
I try to let ideals and emotions drive my goals, while logic and pragmatism inform my choices and actions.
I’m a proactive communicator. I like to give advice to willing recipients.
I am pretty much incapable of lying, certainly of lying convincingly. My sisters will back me up on this one.
I’m a touchy-feely person but try my best to give space to those who aren't.
I am optimistic and empathetic.
I strive to be considerate and dependable.
I'm a feminist.
If you are looking for a guy who adheres to straight male stereotypes all or most of the time, I am probably not your guy. If you want someone who never does, I'm not that guy either.
Of course, you have no way to verify these things except by getting to know me, or at least by interrogating my friends.