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Coastanoan

37 Half Moon Bay, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Sign
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Mysterious, powerful, and on a fucking mission.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
But seriously, is this where basically I state my income and ambitions? Probably. I have a job I love, I make more than I spend, and I have fucking PLANS.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being humble,taking care of the helpless and innocent but crushing people act like arrogant pricks, imagining possibilities, being fearless.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll ask around and see. UPDATE: I asked around and most people said the first thing they noticed was that I "asked a lot of irritating questions".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
It's pointless to resist....
---Darth Vader
Hunter S. Thompson, Henry David Thoreau, Gandhi, Game of Thrones, Founding Fathers (the real ones, not some lame-ass band).
Arrested Development (the new season blows). Game of Thrones, Sons of Anarchy, Curb your Enthusiasm. SCREW Breaking Bad AND Big Bang Theory, they both suck. Can't stand mind numbing television shows, but occasionally, I'll relax with some trashy tv, just contradicted myself there. So what?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I COULD do without seeing pics of girls with their last boyfriends on okc. It's a huge turnoff, I'm not the only guy who thinks this.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting off okc, because it is a ridiculous way to meet, but for some reason I keep thinking that more than a fuck-friend is around the corner, because it's easy to get laid here, but hard to find the right match.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing my own stunt double.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got turned on watching a woman eat a banana the other day, but I think she was doing it on purpose for my benefit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you are beautiful, if you have something to offer ME, if you have excellent oral skills (talking! What did you think I meant?!)