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29 San Francisco, CA Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 27
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the type of person that when a limb falls asleep I don't sit there waiting for it to slowly wake back up. Punch it, slap it, shake it off. No use waiting it out.

Apparently this is the new thing; INTJ.
Instagram: Coasterandnoose

I have more contacts in my phone than friends on Facebook, I'd like to think that this means I'm doing something right.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Balancing work, school, hobbies, and a social life. Oh and science.

I adopted a retarded 2 year old. By retarded 2 year old, I mean, I adopted a dog. The last 3 things I said aloud are as follows;

"No! Don't chew on that, there is mercury in that!" (In response to aforementioned retarded 2 year old trying to eat a thermometer in a pool.)

"Good potty. You're pissing on your ball idiot." (In response to my little bundle of joy dropping her ball on the grass, making eye contact with me to show me she was going to potty on the grass, then waddling forward, accidentally peeing on her ball, then spinning around and picking the ball back up.)

"Off!!" (We are still working on the whole "lap dog thing.")

My dog may sound like a nightmare but I wouldn't trade a thing for her. Thing is not to include some sort of large sum of money /sarcasm.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Setting goals and actually completing them. As my Mom would say, "You're a determined little bitch" (I think she means that in a positive way).
Giving people superhero nicknames.
Being humble.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not people, I'm me. I've never felt the urge to ask someone what they first noticed about me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
There are far too many things to list for this "essay" so I'll just name a few.
Books: Just finished "World War Z". Currently reading both "Six Impossible Things Before Breakfast " and "The Hot Zone."
Movies: I don't typically watch movies more than once. I watch a lot of foreign horror movies though.
Shows: Community, Modern Family, Fringe. Any natural history series with David Attenborough.
Music: Chris Bathgate, Brown Bird, William Elliot Whitmore, O'Death, Those Poor Bastards, Leftover Cuties. Banjo, there is never enough banjo. Feel free to recommend more bands/artists that play the banjo. I switch it up frequently, I don't know what I would do without Spotify.
Food: Ethiopian, Thai, Mexican, Japanese. I love spicy.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water (yes, we all need it. However, you won't catch me without a bottle of it).
My Lab/Doberman Mix, Oma.
Peanut Butter and Chocolate ice cream (my weakness, but I could probably function with out this).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Totally random things.

Today I caught myself wondering how one might go about running across the country (no, not cross-country. Literally run across the continental US). I was trying to figure out what I would bring, how much weight could I realistically carry, what and where I would eat. Note; I have no desire to actually attempt to run across the country.

How I really need to get contacts but have this fear that they will slip behind my eyes and be lost forever. I don't run with my glasses on and thought I saw an odd shaped log today. Turns out it was a man sitting on a bench.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Work, study, late night run, sleep. Typically in that order. Saturday's are another story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's not necessarily private, more of a guilty pleasure. I watch the Vampire Diaries. Yes, a show about teen vampires. It's on the CW, that should say enough.
You should message me if
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** You want to backpack the John Muir trail at the end of August/beginning of September with me.**

We have a fairly high match rating.
You can teach me how to cook chicken (I'm trying to veer away from the "mostly veggie" thing but I quit eating meat when I was 12 or so. As a result, I have no idea how to cook it and fear I may give myself Salmonella if I try).
You want to go on a random adventure with a stranger.
You're the type of individual that I want to be stuck in the post-apocalypse with. Meaning; you have some survival skills and are capable of creating something out of anything.