I am sassy, statuesque, and intelligent.
My Self-Summary
My name is Chloe and I'm in Colorado for a couple weeks. I'm bi. No
I'm not "college bi" or something dumb like that. I'm legitimately
attracted to both men and women who can make me feel special.
I'm a senior in college, studying
geography and
pre-med. This summer I was a policy
intern at a large LGBT organization so don't bother if you aren't
down with the queers. In my free time, I love
ballroom dancing,
reading
poetry, and
shopping. Oh and
zombies. I love zombies in all forms and
media types. I'm really excited for the
World War Z movie!
I'm tall, skinny, and almost always in short shorts (when I'm not
required to wear pants for work). Seriously if I could live in
short shorts I would.
Lady GaGa is my fashion icon.
What I’m doing with my life
Well I'm interning this summer and then I have my senior year of
college to look forward to. After that, I think I am going to grad
school for public health I hope. Maybe at some point I'll go onto
med school. All I know is that I could never not be helping people
for a living.
I’m really good at
Forgetting people's names after I meet them. I'm known to be a
really great outgoing person but I just can't ever remember their
names.
I'm also apparently really good at making maps because that's what
I'm doing all summer. It's actually pretty fun though!
I've played guitar for years but I wouldn't say I'm really good at
it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm really tall and skinny, like I said earlier. That and I'm known
to have a big goofy smile on my face because I find everything in
the world amusing in its own way and I'm laughing at my own
internal monologue. That and I like to think my hair is usually
pretty cool. It's like 5 different colors.
I also have a gravelly voice due to some vocal chord problems I had
as a result of my allergies as a kid. I sound like a pack-a-day
smoker!
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: The Bell Jar (pretty much the autobiography of my life at
times), The Coming Plague, Helter Skelter, Pride and Prejudice. I
really like quirky stories. I'm a huge Shakespeare fan too. My
favorite play is probably Measure for Measure or Macbeth. I can
talk your ears off about gender roles in Macbeth.
Movies: Pulp Fiction, Rosencrantz and Guildernstern Are Dead, Love
Actually, Enchanted
Music: Lady GaGa, The Decemberists, The Mountain Goats, Sufjan
Stevens, Tegan and Sara, Kanye West, Green Day, Neutral Milk Hotel,
Of Montreal. I'm on a huge trashy pop binge lately.
Food: Chinese, Nepalese, or Persian
The six things I could never do without
My friends. Seriously. I'm such a social person and without them
I'd die.
My bright pink laptop that my dad got me when my old one died last
spring break.
Mac Cosmetics. They just make the best stuff on earth.
My ipod. It makes those early morning subway rides tolerable.
My camera. I like to document the weird little things that seem to
constantly surround me.
My sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What to do in case of a zombie invasion. Colorado seems like a
pretty dangerous city to live in so I'm not really sure how I would
survive it. What do you think?
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping because I'm exhausted from a hard work week. Either that
or you'll find me at the museum, library, or park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have 6 piercings. I won't tell you where they all are, but none
of them are on my face.
You should message me if
You're an open-minded, intelligent individual who is looking for a
friend/ casual date. I don't want anything too serious. I also like
a guy/girl who is interesting and fun (duh who doesn't?) and able
to respond to my sass with sass right back, but still be nice and
romantic at times.
I like my girls girly and my men manly!
Also I don't think I'm dumb and I really would hope that you're not
either.
I'm not looking for casual sex/hookups/whatever so don't bother if
that's your angle. Also if I don't like you chances are I will read
your profile and make fun of you with my friends.