Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Kate. I'm on the right (picture not politics). I'm 15% kick
ass and 85% crippling self doubt. Because of this if i have viewed
your profile but not said hello, it's because i'm probably super
nervous. I am a descendant of slug heritage.
I did have a different name but I have forgotten it.
I studied English Literature in Oxford. I then stayed for 3 more
I moved to Exeter (from Oxford) on 24 August 2015 to complete an
MA. My mother is proud. My father, who does not believe in higher
formal education, is indifferent.
The way to Exeter is via the M5. The way to God is not. There are
149 ways to God and the M5 is not one of them. I'm not looking for
God, only for myself, and that is far more complicated. God has had
a great deal written about Him; nothing has been written about
I like waterfowl. I dislike watermelon.
I was once described as "out of touch with reality". Since then, I
have been trying to find out what reality is, so that I can touch
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to convince 16 - 20 year olds that Current Affairs is an
interesting lesson and to stop texting and listen to me.
Out of work, I spend a lot of time trying to tell jokes but
laughing so hard that I can’t finish them.
Trying to get The Poke's "Nick Clegg Apology Song (autotune remix)"
out of my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering long lists of unrelated objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I've got nice eyes but that's usually because my pupils
I have the word "fish" tattooed on my arm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books. I talk about books a lot. You can come to one of my
talks and watch me.
I really like lighthouses.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That, like, one stupid thing I said about 12 years ago.
but not palindromes - they really freak me out
edit: can everyone please stop messaging me palindromes, it's not
big, or clever, it just scares me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Usually at the pub with other teachers de-weeking.
One Friday I went on a date with a guy from on here. We got chips
on the way to his. In the morning he left to go to the shops but he
said not to use his toilet because it was broken. But I really
needed to poop. I didn't want to poop in his toilet because it was
broken and he'd see it. And I didn't want to leave. So I quickly
pooped in the polystyrene chip box from the night before and threw
it out the window.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee in the shower.
I pooed in a polystyrene box
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have at least an 80% MATCH (no, seriously), you believe Iceland
should have won Eurovision 2014, and you're not adverse to a Craig
Charles Funk 'n' Soul DJ set.
(also: you have something more to say than "Hey" or "howz u?" or
"got kik?" or some other variant.. :D)
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