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24 Exeter, UK Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
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My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:44am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly vegan
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am Kate. I'm on the right (picture not politics). I'm 15% kick ass and 85% crippling self doubt. Because of this if i have viewed your profile but not said hello, it's because i'm probably super nervous. I am a descendant of slug heritage.

I did have a different name but I have forgotten it.

I studied English Literature in Oxford. I then stayed for 3 more years.

I moved to Exeter (from Oxford) on 24 August 2015 to complete an MA. My mother is proud. My father, who does not believe in higher formal education, is indifferent.

The way to Exeter is via the M5. The way to God is not. There are 149 ways to God and the M5 is not one of them. I'm not looking for God, only for myself, and that is far more complicated. God has had a great deal written about Him; nothing has been written about me.

I like waterfowl. I dislike watermelon.

I was once described as "out of touch with reality". Since then, I have been trying to find out what reality is, so that I can touch it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to convince 16 - 20 year olds that Current Affairs is an interesting lesson and to stop texting and listen to me.

Out of work, I spend a lot of time trying to tell jokes but laughing so hard that I can’t finish them.

Trying to get The Poke's "Nick Clegg Apology Song (autotune remix)" out of my head.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering long lists of unrelated objects.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say I've got nice eyes but that's usually because my pupils are dilated.

I have the word "fish" tattooed on my arm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like books. I talk about books a lot. You can come to one of my talks and watch me.

I really like lighthouses.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cystitis Treatment
Hot Baths
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
That, like, one stupid thing I said about 12 years ago.


but not palindromes - they really freak me out

edit: can everyone please stop messaging me palindromes, it's not big, or clever, it just scares me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies. Usually at the pub with other teachers de-weeking.

One Friday I went on a date with a guy from on here. We got chips on the way to his. In the morning he left to go to the shops but he said not to use his toilet because it was broken. But I really needed to poop. I didn't want to poop in his toilet because it was broken and he'd see it. And I didn't want to leave. So I quickly pooped in the polystyrene chip box from the night before and threw it out the window.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I pee in the shower.

I pooed in a polystyrene box
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
We have at least an 80% MATCH (no, seriously), you believe Iceland should have won Eurovision 2014, and you're not adverse to a Craig Charles Funk 'n' Soul DJ set.

(also: you have something more to say than "Hey" or "howz u?" or "got kik?" or some other variant.. :D)