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CocoSpartan

26 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Mar 26, 2012
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
You're probably not my type
I'm ridiculously picky but if you think you can make the cut, read on...

First things first, I must warn you, I like to have massive amounts of fun. I also think that everyone should love themselves as much as I love myself. Also be weary I like to break rules and push boundaries, hanging out with me may get you in a little trouble but it will always be worth the adventure. At any time of the day I can be hanging out with my friends wandering through the city (Manhattan as outsiders know it) for an awesome good time, or I could be throwing a fashion show to help my friend promote his clothing line. When it really comes down to it the two words that describe me the best are organized chaos. I also have a huge...ahem... ego
What I’m doing with my life
I probably have too much on my plate I'm sometimes too busy to even play video games. But its fine because I make my own schedule. I also do a variety of odd jobs because I feel like work should be fun, not a plague that's forced upon us because we need money to survive.
I’m really good at
Being different, having a good time, making friends, and being myself. If you walk into my kitchen I'm really good at protecting my food from you, I know it smells good but its mine!

Im really good at cheating, and no not in a relationship, I like bending rules. Such as the rule on this site that says you need 1000 words in your profile for you to reach 100 percent. Therefore I'll quote a very wise man:

"I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's playboy bush or anything, just something that reminds me I'm performing cunnalingus on an adult."

Unfortunately that didnt work... Maybe another quote?

"Seem to be getting dumber and dumber. I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into basically four figure wank machines. The Internet was supposed to set us free, democratize us, but all its really given us is Howard Deans aborted candidacy and 24-hour a day access to kiddie porn, you know. And people dont write anymore, they blog; instead of talking."

Ugh.. what the hell, I cant believe that didnt work... Ok I'm going to put a whole song here:

Now listen up
She's razor sharp
If she don't get her way
She'll slice you apart
Now she's a cool, cool black
She moves like a cat
If you don't get her game
Well you might not make it back

She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks

She's got look kill
She's got look kill
Now she's bulletproof
She keeps her motor clean
Oh, and believe me, you
She's a number thirteen
The church strikes midnight
She's lookin' louder and louder
She's gonna turn on HER juice, boy
Well then she'll turn on her power

She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks

She's got look kill
She's got look kill
She's got look kill
She's got the looks

[Solo:]

Now listen up
She's razor sharp
If she don't get her way
She'll slice you apart
Well she's a cool, cool black
Moves like a cat
If you don't get her game
You might not make it back

She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks that kill, That kill
She's got the looks

She's got look kill
She's got look kill

Finally that worked!
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually depends on the person, if you're into looks you'll realize that I'm simply irrisistable. If u like personality you'll realize that I have a slight bravado about myself, in addition to the cockiness which will almost certainly make you laugh and have a good time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As you can tell I like 300 and in turn I like working out so that I can eat whatever I want, such as five guys! And whataburger when they used to be open. I like books with nice covers, music that I can dance or sing to, and food that makes my tounge happy.
The six things I could never do without
Food cuz I'm sure Ill die
Humor because life would be boring
Movies because... well... you know
People because they're great
Rules so I can break them
And you because you're pretty*

*This only applies to you if you are pretty
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something interesting. I like to keep super busy especially in this amazing town
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is that I'm actually an open book
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are secretly a dork
You are cute rather than sexy
You like to have fun
You can read and write
You are smart
You know the difference between your and you're