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CoconutOilPete

32 M Fort Worth, TX

My Details

Last Online
Jul 17, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Slovenian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Sad story: From the time I was 3 until I was 16, I lived in one house. We had the same neighbor for that entire period. His name was Dick Palmer. In the car four or five years later, I screamed like I have never screamed before because I realized the significance of the name Dick Palmer. God, I wish I could send a telegram to myself at age 14.

I am red, white, and blue, mutherfucker
What I’m doing with my life
Jumping off of tall things into water (not metaphorically).
The first things people usually notice about me
From far away, probably bilateral symmetry. Closer than that, I dunno. Maybe that I'm a Mackerel Snapper.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Breakfast of Champions, Welcome to the Monkey House (Vonnegut), Dune (Herbert), Invisible Man (Ellison), Foundation Trilogy (Asimov)... The Big Lebowski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... Of Montreal, XTC, Commodores, Beatles, Sunshine Fix, Paper Chase, Deathray Davies, Chomsky... Indian, Thai, Pizza
The six things I could never do without
blood. atomic bonding. spoken/written language. time. opposable thumbs. pizza.
On a typical Friday night I am
quantum tunneling out of jail.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Texas is not really that big. It is a trick.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
I was going to pretend that I thought it said "massage me," but I got nuthin.