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24 Eielson Afb, AK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–31
  • Near me
  • For casual sex

My details

Last online
May 12
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Working on University
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I like my meals home cooked, my puns bad, my references obscure, my scotch neat, my humor witty, my Steam games indie, and my conversations how I like my trenches, deep and occupied by James Cameron...wait what?
What I’m doing with my life
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I get paid to put my ear to the ground and listen for nuclear detonations.
I’m really good at
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I'm good at fixing things. This is unfortunately due to being good at breaking things. Broken items are usually a victim of tinkering.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm making scary faces at their children.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a completely unabashed fantasy and scifi nut. Lately I've been working my way through the Malazan series
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I've always disliked this section so it is now about cool animal things:
1.Otters have a skin pouch under their front legs where they can store their favorite hunting rock and food
2.In the cocoon, caterpillars release an enzyme that dissolves most of their body before rebuilding themselves into butterflies
3.Only half of a dolphins brain enters a sleep cycle at a time. The other half stays awake to make sure they continue to surface for air and not drown
4.When play fighting boy puppies will often let girl puppies win
5. Mantis shrimp have the most complex eyes and among other things can see ultraviolet light, can analyze polarized light, and have trinocular vision in each eye.
6.The average antelope can jump higher than a house. This is largely due to their powerful leg muscles and the fact that houses can't jump.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Which U.S. President would win in a cage match.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I only watch foreign movies for architecture porn. I'm shallow that way. Also, I can't read, so those movies make no sense to me.
You should message me if
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You want to tell me about something underrated that you see the benefits and beauty of.

You want to have a bass battle.

You have a plan to get Firefly back on the air.