Is anyone in here just plain honest?

A lot of folks in here seem to be wearing Honesty Medals, or, at least, want to be awarded them, perchance there be a great, big Honesty Parade. They often state that they are honest in a "brutal", or, "painful", manner. Images abound: Your bum does look big in that, and I have have just applied the three-pronged dragon spine obliteration to your, um, spine, obviously...you have 15 agonising seconds left to live...

Honesty is great, so many people bullshit needlessly, and make life far more complicated, and tedious, than it should be. Lying can be fun, creative, intelligent, necessary, and a virtuous thing to do, though. Make of that what you will, whilst considering the fact that everyday, white lies, spare you time in dealing with such inconveniences, as morons, and the trivias they want to elevate to epics.

Choose your honesty, make it count, and be cool with the ones you love. Don't do it to promote the legend of your own heroic nature to yourself, and don't expect a reward for having skills displaying social awareness.