I think that if I ever meet someone in real life who actually says the word, "chillax", I may kill them, though under-14-year-olds will not be tried as adults in such instances.
They shall be reprimanded with a firm clip around the lobotomy stitches, and sent straight back up the chimney to finish their chores.

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=sf84AysXGTU

I do not hold much store in the OKC friendship percentage scores, though earlier I checked out a profile of a woman who is 1% my friend, and 63% my enemy, for that may be indicative of some shit or other right there.
So I check out the long list of Similar Users on her page, click on one, chosen randomly, with a diversion of cute, and end up on a page of a women who is 57% friend, 5% enemy?
Similar User? Wot? Same species similar? Righto.

Three adjectives relating to you...I don't know where all these UNIQUE, coy, restless, salubrious, RANDOM, independent, adventurous, SPONTANEOUS, sarcastic, brutally honest, salacious, quirky, PENSIVE, loquacious women hang out, or if half of them even know the meaning of how they adjectify themselves, but I do know two things:

1) Adjectify isn't a word, but it should be, and if you were ever to be the handler of my trouser-snake's desires, I would never treat you like an adject, my darling.

2) I wouldn't like to meet a majority of these women in a dark alley.
They most likely hang out in a bar across the road from the tea rooms frequented by the grammar nazis (looking respectable in their finery; impotent corpses, minutely animated by innards of a dust dreaming that it is floating in the sunlight rays of intellect...LOL...*bang* *thud*).



Why the fuck are there so many pensive women on here?
Why is their pensiveness oft-times illustrated by a photo of themselves looking confused and constipated?
I often look confused and constipated, it doesn't mean I'm pensive, and I'm rarely constipated. But I will admit to bouts of confusion.
I attribute the constipated look to being marginally more hunky than Rick Moranis, but maybe if I claim to be pensive, folk will think I look interesting, in a good way, 'Hi, I'm Coffee-Sane, and I'm goddamn pensive, which means I have a thousand worthy reasons for being allowed to spank you, DON'T QUESTION T' PENSIVE!'.