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30 Denton, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:02pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Doesn’t have kids
Likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Klaus Daimler: Engineer. Calm... Collected... German...
Not really.

I work at El Guapos slinging Mexican food, if you want to call that working... I mostly drink coffee, chat with my people, and crack a bunch of terrible jokes. So... pretty much exactly what I would be doing otherwise. I just happen to show up with food that you may or may not have asked for.
If you want to visit me there, I certainly wouldn't blame you.

Someday I will finish my screenplay... or my book... or my board game... or my comic... or one of the other seemingly perpetual projects.

My google search history includes "Hive mind" and "sentient fungus".

Lets go drink coffee and play chess or something.

Watch "The History of Future Folk". It's on Netflix.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching movies. Good or bad.
Arguing about Harry Potter.
Complimenting you.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sweet dance moves. Obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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City of Thieves

Darren Aronofsky, Charlie Kaufman, Wes Anderson

Pink Floyd, Muse, Royksopp
If you love "total eclipse of the heart", you are almost automatically my best friend.

Most curries (Tim curry is not a food)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. T
2. H
3. I
4. N
5. G
6. S
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The word "robot" was first coined by a Czech playwright in the 1920's. It is derived from the word "robata", which means slave. The play in question is about biologically engineered human slaves that eventually rise up and exterminate mankind. So: the word 'robot' came to exist at the precise moment as the idea of the robot apocalypse. Destiny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
a verb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will admit almost anything.
You should message me if
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Odds are... I perused your profile and strongly considered messaging you... but I rarely do so.

What I really want is to sit down with somebody and have a fun conversation. That's about it. Maybe play chess. Maybe go bowling. If you are inclined to get drunk and play ping pong, you are probably a figment of my imagination, because something that perfect cannot exist.

I am looking for someone with a sense of humor.

I like the idea of legitimate dating and relationships. I just prefer not to go into things with that mentality... I want to know who you are first.