I work at El Guapos slinging Mexican food, if you want to call that working... I mostly drink coffee, chat with my people, and crack a bunch of terrible jokes. So... pretty much exactly what I would be doing otherwise. I just happen to show up with food that you may or may not have asked for.
If you want to visit me there, I certainly wouldn't blame you.
Someday I will finish my screenplay... or my book... or my board game... or my comic... or one of the other seemingly perpetual projects.
My google search history includes "Hive mind" and "sentient fungus".
Lets go drink coffee and play chess or something.
Watch "The History of Future Folk". It's on Netflix.