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Coffee_Mugged

26 Brooklyn, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kevin. People tell me that I'm like a big kid, because I've managed to hold onto a measure of enthusiasm and excitement that is very un-adult. I make really, really, really awful puns, watch bad movies and TV shows and rip on them with my best friend / roommate (and occasionally my next door neighbors), read, draw, and hang out in parks. I'm a bit of a science geek: I'm super into ecology.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This September, I start working as a special education social studies position at a middle school in Brooklyn. I've never been so excited to start a job before, I'm really looking forward to the opportunity to work with kids again.

Besides that, I'm mostly at home with my cat and my roommate / best friend. I also go out with friends, draw comics, read books, spend time in museums or parks, spend WAY too much time on the internet, and cook like a champion.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, drawing Zap Rowsdower, making terrible dad jokes, understanding literary references, being the best cat dad.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I assume my Ben Wyatt-esque frame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Midnight's Children, The Satanic Verses, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Invisible Man, The Street, Homage to Catalonia, 1984, Animal Farm, Native Son, most things by Toni Morrison or Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Kafka on the Shore, Slaughterhouse 5, Leaves of Grass, most of John Muir's essays, (and in graphic novels) Black Hole, Seconds, Osamu Tezuka's Buddha series, Will Eisner's Contract With God Trilogy, Hayao Miyazaki's Nausicca manga adaptation (mainly for the art), and basically anything by Gene Luen Yang or Alison Bechdel.

Movies: I like silent movies, corny cheesy bad campy B-movies, and have an almost embarrassing love of Up, Wall-E, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Music: Folk, blues, punk rock, indie rock, folk punk, pop punk, rap, opera, classical music and some pop and old (early 20th century) country. I don't have the time or the inclination to list all my favorite bands, but feel free to ask. :)

Food: Mexican, Indian, Italian, in that order.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My cat, my friends, coffee, spending time outside, Mexican food, and a good book.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Q: What's The Fonz's favorite letter of the alphabet?
A: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on if it's after the 16th of the month or not.
You should message me if
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Compassionate, empathetic, creative people with an acidic wit are my bag. If you do something that makes the world a better place, or is creative in some way, I probably already have a crush on you but don't know it!

If you're also some magical ideal person who plays folk music, has freckles, like the outdoors and want / have a bunch of pets, I'd lead with that.