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Coffeehombre

31 / M / Straight / Single

Fort Collins, Colorado

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:02pm
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m).
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Education / Academia
Income
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, Italian

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My self-summary
I apologize for the ridiculous handle, but Snugglebunny was taken.

Anyway, here is the quick and dirty on me: The oldest of four, outgoing, charismatic, excellent in conversation, and reasonably intelligent. Fiercely loyal to family, friends, and the Denver Broncos. I love all things from the cretaceous period except for pre-historic snakes. In fact, I don't like snakes at all and I find that I generally don't get along with people who keep them as pets. Did I mention that I am random?
What I’m doing with my life
Working in education and personal training on the side. Oh, and reading voraciously.
I’m really good at
Jumping. Seriously, I am like a kangaroo except I am not a marsupial, nor apt to settle disputes with boxing.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am friendly, have a sweet can, and if you're taller than me and approaching me from the rear my ever growing bald spot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Great Expectations, Of Mice and Men, The Old Man and The Sea, The Sun Also Rises, A Wrinkle in Time, The High King, The Alchemist, Outside Providence, Pokey the Little Puppy, Fight Club, etc

No Country for Old Men, Scent of a Woman, The Godfather, The Departed, Raging Bull, The Bicycle Thief, Otto Di Mezzo, Blazing Saddles, Pineapple Express, Superbad, Half Baked, Saving Silverman, Serpico, The Good, The Bad, The Ugly, Gran Torino, etc

I don't watch tv.

The Heavy, Black Keys, Led Zep, Rolling Stones, Guster, Ryan Adams, Whiskeytown, Muddy Waters, Junior Kimbrough, RJD2, A Tribe Called Quest, Ha Ha Tonka, Drive By Truckers, Neil Diamond, The Hollies, Blur, Early Coldplay, Zero 7, 311, Fitz and The Tantrums, Al Green, Stevie Wonder, Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, White Stripes, Stevie Ray, etc
The six things I could never do without
Chapstick, baby powder, a gym membership, family, faith, and a subscription to Cat Fancy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How our country is rotting from the inside out, the weekend, and my next meal.
On a typical Friday night I am
Taking a bubble bath, listening to Enya, and watching bridesmaids.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I use baby powder liberally.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're fit, intelligent, motivated, kind, employed, have a positive outlook, appreciate randomness, and have a good sense of humor.