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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:06pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I eat the crust first on my pizza and the center bite of my burger last. The best part is always worth waiting for.

I like to keep things simple. I'm a bit of a romantic. I like to stop and eat the roses. Things I've created have been seen by millions of people. I love my dad and my brothers. I charge my batteries at home. I often wake up actively excited about the day to come. I'm right where I want to be, save for one huge exception.

In short I'm driven, smart, financially independent, in a great place in my career, charming, a gentleman, self aware, open to trying new adventures, and I give great hugs.

I am the Key Master. Are you the Gate Keeper?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Took my first swing class in June. It was fun. Turning my ideas and efforts into money via the magic the is computers.

Now it's planning presentations for a few events I'm speaking at. Also slowly refurnishing. I'm terrible at picking out quilts.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Rock paper scissors.

Listening and engaging. Getting to the crux of the problem. Figuring out exactly how two people are talking at cross purposes.

Cutting pizza in a specific way to keep it hot.


Fitting everything I need in a single carry-on bag during flights.

Being able to quote things with high fidelity.

Creating meals from strange leftovers that are delicious.

Forgetting names.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Selfish Gene, Death by Black Hole, Crime and Punishment, Thinking Fast and Slow, Saga, The Martian, Wheel of Time.

House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, VentureBros, Rocko's Modern Life, Rick and Morty, Last week tonight, Orange is the New Black.

Thai, Italian, Chinese, Mexican, German, Sandwiches! Lots of cooking at home. Just made a dozen spicy deviled eggs.

Anything by Tarantino, Hayao Miyazaki, Joss Whedon, Pixar, Brad Bird, or James Cameron.

All over the place, my tastes have been evolving a lot lately. I love instrumentals too, good for background sound while working. A lot of my time in the car is spent with NPR.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excluding the obvious things like friends, family, and Pad Thai...

A project to obsess over
Exploring Chicago
Sleeping with a fan
Remote start
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Kind of an evolution buff and geek out on science videos, in particular evolution. What I'm making for dinner. Why I said that one thing that one time (usually at 2 in the morning when I can't sleep).
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fighting crime in spandex tights. Looking for someone who can keep up on my adventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have on occasion spelled a word so poorly that even google can't make heads nor tails of it.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a bit of a romantic
You have something between your ears.
You never really did the 'bar scene'
You are not into watching sports
You like what you've read.

You can explain this duck face thing.