You're Kate Beckinsale or Sienna Miller. Heck, you can BOTH message
me. But why in the world are you on an Internet dating site??
You're both married! I won't tell anyone, though...
If you're not on the aforementioned VIP list, but you're still
sexy-- er, I mean 'an attractive, sweet person who enjoys laughing,
living, and late night drives to nowhere', hit me up. I'm pretty
easy to get along with.
If I don't reply, one of two things has happened:
1: you're neither Kate Beckinsale NOR Sienna Miller
2: you're just not my type. I'm not a stuck-up, shallow jerk, I
just know what I'm attracted to, and I don't see any reason to
waste someone's valuable time. Namely mine. (I kid, I kid)