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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 22
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Not at all
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm not gonna list all the things that make me amazing here so you can check and balance them against how attracted you are to the photos and dismiss what might have been the greatest thing that ever happened to you....

Instead I'll just tell you I am f^*#ing amazing... and let you decide weather or not you deserve a shot at that happiness you've been looking for your whole life...

Or you can keep letting yer hoo-ha call the shots and she'll lead ya to another d-bag that uses online dating sites for all the wrong reasons and wake up up a week later feeling so stupid that you add something about "no one night stands!" to your profile as if the last guy even f^*#ing read it!...

and if it felt like that hit too close to home.. maybe you should move :D

*mic drop*
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working way to hard to spend my free time wanting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My job.
Making people happy.
Making music that I like.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Size... obviously... hard to not be the first thing they notice :D Big Head, Big Hands, Big Body... but if people get close enough... they also notice the Big Heart =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The favorite answers are subject to change with the wind... but in the name of love I will make a short list and hope it tells my story as well as the good folk at OKC think it should.

Books: Harry Potter
Movie: Dan In Real Life
Shows: Game of Thrones, Anything history/science channel
Music: Glen Hansard, Michael Jackson, and me...
Food: Pizza is pretty good...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, Family, Food, Water, Laughter, and Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Absolutely every f^*#ing thing imaginable... for example... I wonder sometimes if anyone has ever said this:

"Hey Grandma, Can you whittle the T-bone of my steak into a boomerang that I can then use to stun us up another bovine delight?!"

chances are... I am the first person to ever compose those words in the form of a question to my fictional grandmother... and that astounds me that I can be soooo f^*#ing original when the english language has been around for so long! :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Apparently filling out a profile on OKcupid hahaha :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was a virgin until I was 26...
You should message me if
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You want to meet someone that can change everything you thought you knew about life...