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Cold_Pillow

30 M Hamilton, OH

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Management
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm not gonna list all the things that make me amazing here so you can check and balance them against how attracted you are to the photos and dismiss what might have been the greatest thing that ever happened to you....

Instead I'll just tell you I am f^*#ing amazing... and let you decide weather or not you deserve a shot at that happiness you've been looking for your whole life...

Or you can keep letting yer hoo-ha call the shots and she'll lead ya to another d-bag that uses online dating sites for all the wrong reasons and wake up up a week later feeling so stupid that you add something about "no one night stands!" to your profile as if the last guy even f^*#ing read it!...

and if it felt like that hit too close to home.. maybe you should move :D

*mic drop*
What I’m doing with my life
Working way to hard to spend my free time wanting.
I’m really good at
My job.
Making people happy.
Making music that I like.
Making people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
Size... obviously... hard to not be the first thing they notice :D Big Head, Big Hands, Big Body... but if people get close enough... they also notice the Big Heart =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The favorite answers are subject to change with the wind... but in the name of love I will make a short list and hope it tells my story as well as the good folk at OKC think it should.

Books: Harry Potter
Movie: Dan In Real Life
Shows: Game of Thrones, Anything history/science channel
Music: Glen Hansard, Michael Jackson, and me...
Food: Pizza is pretty good...
The six things I could never do without
Friends, Family, Food, Water, Laughter, and Love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Absolutely every f^*#ing thing imaginable... for example... I wonder sometimes if anyone has ever said this:

"Hey Grandma, Can you whittle the T-bone of my steak into a boomerang that I can then use to stun us up another bovine delight?!"

chances are... I am the first person to ever compose those words in the form of a question to my fictional grandmother... and that astounds me that I can be soooo f^*#ing original when the english language has been around for so long! :D
On a typical Friday night I am
Apparently filling out a profile on OKcupid hahaha :D
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a virgin until I was 26...
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to meet someone that can change everything you thought you knew about life...